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Scabs
Proof that vampires are pro-union. ✊
Or anti union only for the snacks.
that’s what coagulation is for
clots are just blood gummies
Bones I guess?
Meh,
livingbeing undead forever is not for everyone.Blood is culinarily almost equivalent to eggs (as in, you can substitute blood for eggs in practically any recipe, and get a similar result, except, I suppose, for the taste).
You can make meringue with blood instead of egg whites.
always felt like vampire media neglects this a lot. There should be some real kickass vampire culinary science going on, but it’s always just blood chalices. where’s the blood key lime pie?!
“The Vampire’s Cookbook”
Someone should write that, sounds like a potential best seller.
[furiously taking notes]
Black pudding to the rescue!
Most creatures don’t have much variety in their diet, I think!
Humans can survive and thrive on meat alone, if you eat every part of the animal. But I wouldn’t recommend it if the animals are raised in factory farms.
Or if you’re a vegan, potatoes and oats also got you covered for everything except Vitamin B12. Which you used to get from the soil the plants grew in, before factory farming sterilized it. Or from meat, before they started to feed only corn to cattle.
Nowadays (in American supermarket food) the only source for B12 is artificially produced supplements. Either taken by you directly, or fed to cattle as an extra step.
Maybe you cant digest it but that doesn’t mean your taste buds no longer work.
Just gotta get used to spitting it out after chewing.
What i will really miss is garlic though, i absolutely love the stuff the smell is heaven to me.
