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flamingo_pinyata ( flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz )  to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 10 months ago

You can pry pattern matching from my cold dead hands

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You can pry pattern matching from my cold dead hands

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flamingo_pinyata ( flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz )  to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 10 months ago
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  • theneverfox ( theneverfox@pawb.social ) 
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    Exactly. And what is the best tool? The best tool for the job

    • Sundray ( sundray@lemmus.org ) 
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      And what is the best tool?

      AI! (This message brought to you by The Microsoft Marketing Dept.)

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      That’s just not terribly meaningful, though. Was JavaScript the “best tool” for client-side logic from the death of Flash until the advent of TypeScript? No, it was the only tool.

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        You’re halfway there.

        Yes, it was the best tool, in context

        In that context, what was better?

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          Exactly, the hivemind is strong in this thread

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        If it was the only tool it was both the best and the worst by definition.

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        Flash was awful. I was contracted to un-fuck a custom video player and that experience convinced me that Flash was a dumpster fire that needed to die. Fortunately it did.

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    • bitcrafter ( bitcrafter@programming.dev ) 
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      And what is the best tool for the job? The best tool for the job.

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