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Great. Please refer to me as the god emperor omnissiah from now on. It’ll be fine. Trust.
I was really skeptical until you said trust, now I know I can trust you.
What about Omni-chan?
“WHERE IS OMNI-CHAN?!?!?!” Euthanize me. Please.
as you command god emperor omnissiah🧎
My friend Horus wanted to visit you.
I don’t know…do I get a third lung?
Guys
What? You mean it? I promise I won’t do anything weird haha. All of my laws will be super normal and not involve any of my kinks haha. Y’all are so sweet 🥺. I am very normal and can be trusted with state power
Look at those soulless, lifeless eyes.
Black eyes…
Like a dolls eyes…
And dolls are cute :3
Of course comrade! But why do we have to wear these shark costume- STEP COMRADE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
THE SHARK COSTUME STAYS ON OR I PUT YOU IN THE SOUP
first thing would be to roll out the Guillotine in front of anyone with a networth of more than 10 Million, and ask an Ultimatum: “Either your Money above 10 Million goes to the Community and Infrastructure or your Head.” After it has been settled I would resign.
How much is a $25 million mansion worth if you can either die or give it away? Sounds like it’s only worth $9 million
no no, the appraisals are fixed once I’m in office.
but yeah good loophole you found there.
“if the sum of your possessions exceeds 100 M dollars/euros/whatever, your shall lose your civil rights, including the right to have your -shady- death investigated.”
You’re welcome. Invest in schools and hospitals. You have one week.
No thanks. People don’t wield power, power wields people.
This, you’re not going to be successfully holding on to the position of dictator by directing available resources to what’s best for the people.
Once down the dark path you begin, forever will it dominate your destiny
FOSS on everyone. No large corporations. Almost everything produced locally. Cars only allowed in rural areas. Public transportation will be like this. No big cities, everyone will be spread into medium-sized ones. People will have houses, and every house will be obliged to have a tree in the front. People will only be allowed a max of two children, and we will have a degrowth economy where population itself will shrink slowly until the end of humanity.
what happens if you give birth to a third kid?..
Nothing, because I’m too soft to even roleplay as a dictator…
Funko pops are now illegal
You have my vote oh my mighty leader
i dont trust myself enough … to have such control over so many peeps.
right now i may think “mhm yes mayb i could do it” but mayb i change with power.
i wouldnt trust any individual peep with that…
I would trust myself, choose me
I trust myself too. Choose me instead and I’ll make sure the other person ends up in gulag.
I’m down:
- Single payer medical/dental/vision insurance
- Implement UBI
- Taxes based on a curve of net worth up to 100%
- Universal ranked choice voting
- Abolish my dictatorship
Might throw other things in there, but I think it’d be the shortest lived dictatorship in history.
We need someone strong of character and values, experienced but able to change, willing but not eager to take up the mantle of leadership, someone who knows that their duty is not to build the future themselves, but to empower others to do so and bring together their successes in one coherent vision.
What I’m saying is: Linus Torvalds for world governor!It’ll be a prime example of “the road to hell is paved with good intentions”. Can’t imagine I’d be able to keep the country running well for more than a year tbh
6·11 months agocan’t please everybody
So only please yourself
Awesome! I’ve been practicing that since I was 13, and let me tell ya, I’m very good at it.
Practice every day
🌸Flowers for everyone💐🌸
flower farmers wondering who tf will pay for the flowers in the background
I’m voting for you now!
I’ll just use my dictatorship powers to replace it with liquid democracy!
I bet you’ll hate that!
I will simply make all the cool stuff legal and all the icky stuff illegal
Now salute me (or don’t, I’m not your mom)
