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xoggy ( xoggy@programming.dev )  to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 9 months ago

That escalated quickly...

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That escalated quickly...

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xoggy ( xoggy@programming.dev )  to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 9 months ago
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  • Pommes_für_dein_Balg ( mech@feddit.org ) 
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    Next: Stop using computers

  • aaaaaaaaargh ( aaaaaaaaargh@feddit.org ) 
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    How about stop using computers in general

    • craftrabbit ( craftrabbit@lemmy.zip ) 
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      Stop using CPUs

      Here’s how to configure an FPGA for your workflow

      • bbboi ( bbboi@feddit.uk ) 
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        Increase in efficiently ++

    • Arthur Besse ( cypherpunks@lemmy.ml ) 
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      4th panel of galaxy brain meme template, no text

  • underscores ( underscores@lemmy.zip ) 
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    unironically this shit is so prevalent in the programming community that I can’t help to laugh and shrug it off

    remember: YouTubers are just that, most of them don’t even work with the tech they gloat about

    and for devlopment tools/frameworks/dependencies the mantra is: boring tech works, just remember that it needs to be currently supported/developed

    • communism ( communism@lemmy.ml ) 
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      I think it’s just clickbait/being hyperbolic. I imagine the videos themselves are just normal tutorials or intros to the topic.

  • rumba ( rumba@lemmy.zip ) 
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    Can you imagine taking someone from MacOS and giving them NixOS?

    user: Great, June 2026, Upgrade time! What do I click on?

    NixFriend: Umm, sorry you’re going to need to open your terminal and change your nix-channels to https://channels.nixos.org/nixos-26.06 and you’re going to need to do it under sudo.

    user: umm, ok, now i’m upgraded?

    NixFriend: no, not quite, you need nixos-rebuild switch --upgrade

    user: ohh jeeze, ok. umm, i got an error, a couple hundred lines it’s kind of vague about a bunch of functions failing

    NixFriend: Go back up 70-80 lines and see if it calls out a certain package being a problem, just ignore all the messages about variables not being set.

    user: ohh wow, yeah, ok, something about pinentry and specifying ncurses and some messages about name deprecation

    NixFriend: ohh yeah ok, that’s pretty easy, go edit these text files, change all the names if mentions and either remove pinentry or just make or leave in pinentry-ncurses

    user: Ohh ok; Now it’s complaing that /boot is full

    • xoggy ( xoggy@programming.dev ) OP
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      How’d your 25.11 channel migration go, fellow Nix-enjoyer?

      • rumba ( rumba@lemmy.zip ) 
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        Second-best ever. 25.05 was seamless.

        I only needed to screw with mesa, pinentry, vim-full, and unpin my kernel for v4l which is now fixed in OBS

        I’m preparing to break out my configurations so that all my machines can share parts of them and maybe see if I can get my home .confgs a little more managed under home manager.

        How was yours?

        • Alaknár ( Alaknar@sopuli.xyz ) 
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          Wow, thank you for this comment! I was pondering maybe setting up a trial for NixOS at work, but now I see we just don’t have the manpower to handle that.

          • rumba ( rumba@lemmy.zip ) 
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            Nope. I was thinking of doing an immutable server with it because that would be neat AF.

            But the updates are deprecated way too soon. You really need to take the latest milestones really close to when they happen.

            I run it myself at work for a couple of years now, but I wouldn’t want to support the userland on it, even the technically competent ones.

            • Alaknár ( Alaknar@sopuli.xyz ) 
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              This is real sad news. I was hoping it would allow for a “Intune-like” experience for people, where they’d just download the configs dynamically as needed.

              • rumba ( rumba@lemmy.zip ) 
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                give em time, given they’re not young by any standard, but they are starting to gain traction which should help bring about advances.

        • xoggy ( xoggy@programming.dev ) OP
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          Pretty well. I did have to create an “old-nixpkgs” variable for some of my packages (deadbeef is currently broken in 25.11 and warsow was removed). Rebuilt my configs on my work laptop, gaming desktop, and 1 of my servers without a hitch. Will wait on my DB server until my next offsite backup just in case…

    • Fijxu ( Fijxu@programming.dev ) 
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      lol yeah Nix is definitely not for everyone, but an insane flexible tool when you know how to use it.

      • rumba ( rumba@lemmy.zip ) 
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        My favorite part is syncing one file and my home folder and moving from one computer to another seamlessly.

        I’ve moved hardware three times and always been right back in service.

    • MuckyWaffles ( MuckyWaffles@leminal.space ) 
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      I tried NixOS for a solid month, didn’t click for me, so now I’m on gentoo. I’ll have to try it again someday.

      • rumba ( rumba@lemmy.zip ) 
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        I absolutely adore doing shell.nix environments and flakes. I basically don’t have anything installed that I don’t need on a daily basis. I use syncthing to keep a folder full of shell environments backed up.

        cd /nixShells/video nix-shell

        BOOM, I have yt-dlp, ffmpeg-full, mpv, timg, kdenlive, python 3.12 with a bunch of subrip and AI subtitle generators. I do what is needed and exit and it’s all gone.

        I keep one for wine, one for mp3, one for parsec, one for video

        Then I have flakes for real development work.

        admittedly, it’s a lot :)

      • tomenzgg ( tomenzgg@midwest.social ) 
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        If you want to explore other immutable and declarative OSes – as well –, you could take Guix for a spin, too (and you can install things such as proprietary software with the NonGuix software repository, in case that’s a concern any).

  • r8KNzcU8TzCroexsE2xbWC ( r8KNzcU8TzCroexsE2xbWC@lemmy.ca ) 
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    I see it goes full circle, FreeBSD from MacOS (which has a lot of BSD code)

    • MonkderVierte ( MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ) 
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      which has a lot of BSD code

      But less MacOS.

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      Not loving canonical, I hate snap with a passion, systemd… Meh, mixed bag

      But in general, I’m very happy with Kubuntu, it’s been my main os forost of the 25+ years that I’ve used a Linux desktop. It’s very easy to use and has mostly been very reliable, especially the server variant. KDE desktop always has been awesome

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        In Ubuntu stuck I see youself, hmm? Try to endeavour, you don’t.

  • asudox ( asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev ) 
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    “2027 edition”

  • xxce2AAb ( xxce2AAb@feddit.dk ) 
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    Someone is doing a speedrun, I see.

  • ☂️- ( umbrella@lemmy.ml ) 
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    deleted by creator

  • Infernal_pizza ( Infernal_pizza@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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    Serious question, what is the use case for bsd? It just seems like Linux but with far worse hardware and software support

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      Secure devices for network, routing, firewall.

      PF, OpenSSH, LibreSSL was developed by OpenBSD team.

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      Security and difference of design philosophy. I run OpenBSD on one of my machines and I enjoy it. It has better software availability than I expected and it feels like a neater, more minimal system than Linuxes. Definitely falls into the “hobbyist computing” category rather than something I’d recommend for a practical use case, but it’s fun.

    • MonkderVierte ( MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ) 
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      I disagree with some approaches of Linux. Thinking of switching to a BSD.

      That’s the usecase.

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      You can install it on a few megabites of ram, it has far better malware protection, due to its small userbase.

      • Midnitte ( Midnitte@beehaw.org ) 
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        malware protection, due to its small userbase.

        That’s just security through obscurity though

        • da Tweaker ( Twakyr@feddit.org ) Banned
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          Yea, kind of

    • Techlos ( Techlos@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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      Cluster computing. DragonflyBSD is structured entirely with a multiprocessing design philosophy, gives amazing cache coherency in Beowulf clusters thanks to the way the scheduler works.

      Bit of a niche use case, but if you’re doing gpu-unfriendly parallel compute operations like bidirectional path tracing or finite element analysis it really shines.

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    Every time you install Linux, Linus clips a penguin’s wings.

    Think of the penguins. Stop using Linux.

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      And careful with those unix systems. Every time someone compiles Minix, Andrew Tanenbaum shaves a raccoon’s ass.

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    all their videos are like that, they seem pretty cool and they made their own window manager.

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    How is this the first time I hear about mangoWC?

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      my WC smells more like lemon, I guess it just depends on what you clean it with

  • _‌_反いじめ戦隊 ( AntiBullyRanger@ani.social ) 
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    when’s the “STOP USING MONOLITHICS” saga?

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    I’ve never heard of mangowc, and I’m scared of falling down another rabbit hole after cycling through so many window managers just to end up with sway again. I will not relapse.

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      Like Hyprland AND want to try Niri at the same time? BOOM MangoWC. Been using it for months now. Don’t ever see myself going back to Hyprland. Completely bypassed the Niri hype too. It has tiling and scrolling modes. You can toggle between them. Just as smooth as Hyprland without all the bloat. Plus whenever someone says something about some window manger or DE you can now respond, ‘no thank you, I’ll have the Mango.’

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