“Contact us for pricing.”
If you have to ask, you can’t afford it
POA == Piss off, assholes.
Select, bespoke, artisanal, reserve
Boutique. Designer. Choice. Select. Prime
Financing available
Curated
One of a kind
Invitation only
Financing is available for your $1 candy bars now.
Market price
Enterprise
deleted by creator
Galaxy class
Bespoke
Premium.
I always see premium nowadays as “not the absolute bottom of the barrel”
-
Premium hotel room: not the cupboard in the basement with a single mattress and a broken TV but the next one up. No view or anything though unless you upgrade to a deluxe or higher
-
Premium economy seat on a flight: basically cattle class but with one inch extra leg room and fake leather seat cushions. Still can’t lie down or access better loos like in business or first class
-
Premium spirits: supermarket own-brand spirits but in a glass bottle rather than the super cheap shit they sell in plastic bottles
Etc…
-
When I say to a client “this is a particularly complex area” it means they gonna pay.
Yeah, when I’ve heard that my immediate thought is “welp, guess I’m on my own”.
I can’t speak for everyone but I wouldn’t apply that kind of pricing structure to someone who couldn’t afford it or wouldn’t get any value from it.
I’m an accountant and tax consultant.
Suppose a client contacted me, they’re semi-retired with very little income, they need to resolve some business affairs from years ago in order to collect a pension or whatever. I’m going to tell them the hackiest workaround to achieve their goal, and tell them how to do it themselves, hopefully without really having to charge them even for the consult.
On the other hand if someone wants to sell their family farm for several million dollars and wants to know the tax ramifications, they’re going to get the “particularly complex area” pricing, full written report, and so on and so forth.
That’s good of you. I can’t imagine every accountant is so flexible. Lawyers straight up have to charge most of the time, I think.
It could also be a technical expert, or the government (in which case, refer to the lawyer).
I think any accountant and lawyer does this to some extent, if I’m honest.
There’s no obligation to take on any client. If a client has a problem to be solved but very little money, of course we’re reluctant to get involved. If it’s a situation where a potential solution is “you should call the tax office and tell them XYZ.” then that’s really just a polite way of telling them you don’t want to get involved.
Lawyers will work in a similar way, but are more likely to truncate their advice to “You should call <whatever regulator> and ask them what to do”.
I’ve often heard of lawyers explaining to potential clients that the costs in pursuing their matter would be unreasonable given the likelihood of success.
It’s not really altruism, although I’d like to think that I do my best to help people when I can. It’s really just a natural way of avoiding doing a heap of work for someone who can’t afford to pay you. Additionally, if you can make the client feel like you’ve helped them instead of just rejecting them then they will be more likely to recommend you to their friends and family who may be a better fit.
“Made with ingedients you can pronounce”
If you took the time to expand your vocabulary you wouldn’t need to pay a premium.
Apple and Mac come to mind.
Kids
Custom
Anything marine or aeronautical
Luxurious
