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DeltronZero ( DeltronZero@lemmy.ca )  to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 months ago

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance (‘¡Dios Mío!’ Cry Millions Of Panicking Republicans)

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Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance (‘¡Dios Mío!’ Cry Millions Of Panicking Republicans)

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DeltronZero ( DeltronZero@lemmy.ca )  to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 months ago
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Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance
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BOISE, ID—Crying out “¡Dios mío!” and “¡Ayúdame!” as soon as they heard the opening notes of the Puerto Rican superstar’s “EoO,” millions of terrified conservatives reportedly lost the ability to speak English Sunday after exposure to Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl LX halftime performance. “Oh, what a crock-load of mierda—¿qué?—¿qué está pasando? ” said local 43-year-old Randy […]
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  • GooseGang [she/her] ( GooseGang@beehaw.org ) 
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    8 months ago

    What a conclusion! “God has abandoned us.” Al contrario, it would be an enlightening experience into many cultural differences within the Spanish-speaking world. Mainly, that they would fit right in with the other right-wing racists that speak Spanish too.

    For example: the mayor of Lima organized a homage to Charlie Kirk in Lima. Mostly self-proclaimed fascists, or supporters of his ultra right-wing party attended.

  • HootinNHollerin ( HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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    Republicans aka Racists

  • m3t00🌎🇺🇦 ( m3t00@midwest.social ) 
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    did bud light sponser? their yt commercial bloz

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    They say that Bad Bunny has the raunchiest lyrics. But they’re in Spanish and they wouldn’t be able to understand that anyway, so what’s the issue 🤔

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