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blackn1ght ( blackn1ght@feddit.uk )  to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.ukEnglish · 9 months ago

Who needs LSD when you can just go out in to your garden?

www.rightmove.co.uk

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Who needs LSD when you can just go out in to your garden?

www.rightmove.co.uk

blackn1ght ( blackn1ght@feddit.uk )  to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.ukEnglish · 9 months ago
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Check out this 2 bedroom semi-detached house for sale on Rightmove
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2 bedroom semi-detached house for sale in St. John's Road, Faversham, Kent, ME13 for £185,500. Marketed by Homewise, South East
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  • als ( als@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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    • stravanasu ( pglpm@lemmy.ca ) 
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      This was originally considered as the photographic venue for “Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band”'s cover art.

    • SayCyberOnceMore ( Cyber@feddit.uk ) 
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      I think I see Wally in there…

  • dmention7 ( dmention7@midwest.social ) 
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    I was ready to defend this place until I saw the back yard lol

    The interior is not at all my style, but it looks like they made some relatively cohesive choices on a budget and pulled off a whimsical, colorful look like you might see in a children’s book or cartoon show.

    But that garden is pure, unbridled chaos!

    • SayCyberOnceMore ( Cyber@feddit.uk ) 
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      Yep me too,… some people are a little off with their art, but, cool… but the garden…

      Every single visitor must step outside, stop, swear, then stand open mouthed for a couple minutes, before going back indoors.

      Jeez

  • SayCyberOnceMore ( Cyber@feddit.uk ) 
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    The neighbours must be thinking, “please, let the new neighbours be normal”

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    That’s horrific. What kind of crazy people would do that?

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      Someone thinking thinking the value of their house is too high?

      If it was done quickly I’d imagine that it was done by a disgruntled ex who has to give their ex partner half of the sale price

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        All the outside clutter looks too clean and brand new for a British exterior, no green mold or rust courtesy of the weather

    • SaveTheTuaHawk ( SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ) 
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      British.

  • blackbrook ( blackbrook@mander.xyz ) 
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    9 months ago

    By the same token, who needs the great Pacific plastic patch…

  • Tomtits ( blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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    I bet they’re fun to be around

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    Removed by mod

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