That dude with the cap has two of those bracelets on, are they doubly undercover?

He runs the risk of rearranging my trouser structure

Rearrange my facial structure?

What does that even mean??

You going to tell me a joke

Reminds me of this meme

The Animatrix is pretty good

Salted butter I hope

Yeah, keep it in the fridge and it’s viscous enough to do that.

After years of trial and error, I now use one of those old school egg slicers

Still used Google translate though…

I’ve switched to using Deepl and I think it does a better job of translating, well with Spanish anyway

Is that two teaspoons of neat marmite?

Are you administrating it as you would with cough medicine??

As long as you’re not having more than say 6-7 slices of marmite on toast I think you’d be within the daily salt intake.

It’s good when you stir a teaspoon of it into gravy

Don’t we all think about quitting work at least once daily?

The cops just tend to shoot the people in mental health crises anyway.

1984 indeed

Love how it is the Limmy face

Ok, thanks for the explanation.

Good point about dehydrating them, didn’t even think of that

Do you do the water test? Or just crack it open and hope for the best??

How long does freight take against the shelf life of an eggywegg?

I know these won’t be bleached so they’ll last a little longer than US eggyweggs.

It explains it in the first paragraph. The other person just didn’t read the article.

Wind and solar 17%, coal 15%

Do you reckon people think that the stories in The Daily Sport/Sunday Sport are real?