So, I bought a house that just happens to have a flagpole. It was put in by the neighbor’s grandfather back when he owned the property like 60 years ago. I recently dug it up and painted it, replaced the hardware, etc. I’ve been flying the US flag to keep same Republican neighbor happy, but after this weekend’s events, that’s not happening any more.
So, I’ve been pondering what flag to fly instead. It doesn’t appear that my town has a flag, though my county and state do. I considered the United Federation of Planets flag, but it looks too much like the UN flag and I don’t need to hear John Birch from that same neighbor. Ditto the Earth flag.
Maybe the Jolly Roger? Anybody else have a fun flag they think I should fly instead?
US flag upside down?
second this.
third
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The neighbor would probably get gunnin’ if they saw that
Rainbow, obviously. Or better yet, the rainbow above and “don’t tread on me” below.
The Esperanto flag

Or if your goal is to piss your neighbor off

Fek! Kial mi forgesis la plej bonan flagon?!?
Bowser flag by night, Mushroom Kingdom by day, as Miyamoto intended.
If not the UFP, maybe the Klingon Empire?
Or:
- A state flag, from a different state. New Mexico has the best one. Or if you live in New Mexico, Minnesota’s new one is pretty good.
- Any of the Our Flag Means Death flags. Or all of them.
- The flag of Antarctica
- A US Pride flag
- A red flag, or maybe a beige one
- New California Republic
- Debian swirl flag
- Church of the Subgenius
A lot of houses near me are flying this one:

That said, if what you fly isn’t hateful your neighbor can just deal with it. If there’s tension over you not supporting fascism then so be it.
the soviet union flag
Remove the entire pole.

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Upside down US flag signalling that the country is in trouble has been used at times.

more serious I have seen the red rebel symbol from star wars on a white flag at protests.







