Amen, they’re dangerous for children, adults, other car drivers, and bicyclists alike. Not to mention they clog up space for parking, walking, nature - everywhere.

Just get a hatchback instead, those can store a lot and actually are practical. Or a van if you need, for work. Real Europeans, real people from their countries, the real ones don’t have these microdick and insecure cars!

And even if that’s all not a reason, they’re wasteful and cost you extra money. You don’t become richer with that. The marker of real wealth and strength is a good bicycle and exercise. Go brag with that instead.