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TotallynotJessica ( TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) M to Femcel Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 7 months ago

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TotallynotJessica ( TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) M to Femcel Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 7 months ago
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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart ( SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ) 
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    Unfortunately there is no statute of limitations for murder so you can be laying in bed decades later and the cops may come busting through your door to arrest you.

    • mouse ( mouse@piefed.world ) 
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      Unfortunately

      unfortunately?

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart ( SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ) 
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        If you can get away with it for twenty-five years you should win and not be able to be charged.

        • aliceitc ( CorrenteAlternata@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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          That’s (almost) how it works in Italy. Mostly it works like this, if the maximum sentence for a certain crime is X years, if you are not sentenced after X years (if X is less than 6 years, then use 6 years) you are no longer triable.

          Unless the maximum sentence for the crime is a life sentence, in which case, you are always triable.

          And of course it is a bit more complicated, as there are certain rules on “when the clock starts ticking”, and “when the clock stops ticking” and “when the clock is paused for a bit”.

          Which in my opinion is fair, although there were some people that abused the system to try to avoid a sentence, which is bad, but I think that in general a few bad people exploiting a good rule doesn’t mean the rule must be removed. If anything we should change the rule a bit to prevent such exploits.

        • DragonTypeWyvern ( DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ) Banned from community
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          Nice try but we’ll never stop hunting you for what you did in Bosnia

          • SatansMaggotyCumFart ( SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ) 
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            I was a different man back then with dark urges.

          • aliceitc ( CorrenteAlternata@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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            Are you referring to the Italian men that paid for “the privilege” of doing man-hunting in Sarajevo, just for “the fun” of killing (civil) people including women and children?

            That story is so fucked up I can’t even process it.
            And nothing will come out of it.
            And the intelligence knew about it.
            And they did nothing about it.
            I fucking hate the fascists

            spoiler

            porcodio

        • 5715 ( 5715@feddit.org ) 
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          A lot of Nazis got away like this

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    In a town near my house a woman disappeared 9 years ago. Her remains have been found last week. So months or years, no, you are not “safe”. Thankfully

    • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org) ( user224@lemmy.sdf.org ) 
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      Thankfully

      That’s making assumptions. Who knows who they putin to the ground.

      • bufalo1973 ( bufalo1973@piefed.social ) 
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        She’s been found in the backyard of a house 30 m from her house, under concrete and with a washing machine on top. And the same people that lives there have been living there more that 10 years.

        • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org) ( user224@lemmy.sdf.org ) 
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          Sorry if there’s been a misunderstanding on my part.
          I thought the “Thankfully” was detached from sentence 1 and 2. With sentence 3 referring back to OP.

          My reply was thus also referring to OP, along with the Putin pun as it fit there.

      • GalacticSushi ( GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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        putin to the ground.

        I hope Putin is in the ground soon

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      Of course! None of us here have anything to hide 😅.

      Excuse me, I have to go now!

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  • nukeforyou ( nukeforyou@lemmy.zip ) 
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    If someone comes to your door saying they accidentally bumped your car and want you to come look at for “insurance”

    dont believe them

  • Quadrexium ( Quadrexium@sopuli.xyz ) 
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    thanks honk

  • lugal ( lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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    At least you don’t have to hide three dead bodies

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