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Ek-Hou-Van-Braai ( Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social )  to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 7 months ago

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Ek-Hou-Van-Braai ( Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social )  to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 7 months ago
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  • Tja ( Tja@programming.dev ) 
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    7 months ago

    Exactly my point. Wrong technology. If your operation takes more than 1s and you just accept it, you are not very good at your job. No worries, more job security for me!

    I would recommend reading a few books, but given that you couldn’t even read my first post about when to use transactions, it’s futile.

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      Jesus fucking Christ man, not everyone’s use cases are your use cases. Get some real world experience. If you don’t know the kinda shit you have to actually do, it’s easy, but sometimes the show’s just gotta go on

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        Yeah, and not adapting accumulates the kind of tech debt that pays my bills when I have to come clean up. If everyone was doing their job I would be in a different like of work, a less profitable one for sure.

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          Good for you babes, but I wouldn’t trust you to wipe your arse if you can’t even keep data consistent

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            Of course data is kept consistent, that’s ACID.

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