TotallynotJessica ( TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) M to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · edit-26 months agoRule: Elon Musk is so rich thatlemmy.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square30linkfedilinkarrow-up1247file-text
arrow-up1247imageRule: Elon Musk is so rich thatlemmy.blahaj.zoneTotallynotJessica ( TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) M to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · edit-26 months agomessage-square30linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squaremacniel ( DmMacniel@feddit.org ) linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·6 months agoWhat happens in September?
minus-squareOwOarchist ( OwOarchist@pawb.social ) Banned from communitylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·6 months agoNice try, FBI. Nice try.
minus-squaregegil ( gegil@sopuli.xyz ) linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·6 months agoMe and TotallynotJessica go to united states under a fake identity to kidnap elon musk, but thats a secret.
minus-squareTotallynotJessica ( TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) OPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·6 months agoFor legal and safety reasons, this is a joke :3
minus-squareHonytawk ( Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de ) linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 months agoOr is it?
minus-squareTotallynotJessica ( TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) OPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 months agoIt is. I have absolutely zero combat ability.
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern ( DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ) Banned from communitylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 months agoOr do you?
minus-squareTotallynotJessica ( TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) OPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 months agoI have always been unathletic and uncoordinated, plus I was weak BEFORE estrogen. I’ve never used a gun or gotten in a hand to hand fight before, so I have no experience in how to defend myself.
minus-squaremacniel ( DmMacniel@feddit.org ) linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·6 months agoOh I see, your secret’s safe with my indifference.
minus-squareRamenJunkie ( RamenJunkie@midwest.social ) linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 months agoI already forgot what we were discussing.
minus-squaremacniel ( DmMacniel@feddit.org ) linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 months agoWho the Eff are you?
What happens in September?
Nice try, FBI. Nice try.
Me and TotallynotJessica go to united states under a fake identity to kidnap elon musk, but thats a secret.
For legal and safety reasons, this is a joke :3
Or is it?
It is. I have absolutely zero combat ability.
Or do you?
I have always been unathletic and uncoordinated, plus I was weak BEFORE estrogen. I’ve never used a gun or gotten in a hand to hand fight before, so I have no experience in how to defend myself.
Oh I see, your secret’s safe with my indifference.
I already forgot what we were discussing.
Who the Eff are you?
Plane.