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HootinNHollerin ( HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com )  to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 months ago

Trump Wakes From Beautiful Dream Kissing Underage Girl To Find Face Being Licked By St. Bernard

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Trump Wakes From Beautiful Dream Kissing Underage Girl To Find Face Being Licked By St. Bernard

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HootinNHollerin ( HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com )  to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 months ago
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  • foodandart ( foodandart@lemmy.zip ) 
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    8 months ago

    Eugggggghhhh! Oh… poor doggo!

  • Leon ( Dojan@pawb.social ) 
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    I’m pretty sure that’s animal abuse.

  • homes ( homes@piefed.world ) 
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    Grab ‘em by the dog face

  • The November Man ☯️🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈 ( TheNovemberMan@bookstodon.com ) 
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    @HootinNHollerin 😅

  • ColeSloth ( ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
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    Looks more like he just finished Bubba again.

    • HootinNHollerin ( HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) OP
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      Eyooooo

  • m3t00🌎🇺🇦 ( m3t00@midwest.social ) 
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    blames rabies on friendly dog that wants to eat barf

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