Except the 17 square version holds less syrup than the 16 square version because you need to reduce the size of the squares to fit more of them.
Why we don’t make one giant square to hold even more syrup?
The Wa
Because then it gets too soggy in the middle. The magic of the waffle is that the tops of the square dividers stay mostly dry until you start cutting into them. So you get freshly syruped waffle throughout the eating process.
This goes to 17 sqares!
The evil waffle
can make it round so the syrup spreads more evenly from the center.
Oops you made pancakes
What you want is infinite squares, so you get infinite crispy edges
Or - here’s a radical idea -
EAT A SECOND FUCKING WAFFLE
on one hand, i want a 17-square waffle maker. on the other hand i think i would get brutally murdered by anyone i ever tried to make waffles for
If they don’t appreciate the 17-square waffle, they don’t deserve it.
I keep telling people that you can make nice, even months if you just have 13 of them but nooooo, 13 is a prime number, you can’t divide it by 2, 3, 4, or 6! Boo fucking hoo, I want every month in the year to start on the same day of the week.
365/13 is 28.07 - what are you doing with the extra day? + leap years too
The last month is 1 day longer (or 2 on a leap year) which resets the sequence. So exactly 4 weeks per month until the end, then new years has a buffer day.
Lol, you’ve got my vote
Doesn’t add up, either. Plus, you still have leap years and seconds.
I don’t think waffle enjoyers want one more square in the same waffle, they want a specific shape and syrup/butter ratio per square. This waffle bricks that with its thick sections.
Shapes are dumb.
TIL the shape in waffle is to hold syrup.
This ruined my day.
How about 25?
_ _ _ _ _ |_|_|_|_|_| |_|_|_|_|_| |_|_|_|_|_| |_|_|_|_|_| |_|_|_|_|_|If you look at the image on the left you’ll see that 5 of the smaller squares won’t fit in the big one.
I need to find this waffle iron!










