metarule

RmDebArc_5 ( RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip ) · 6 months ago

metarule

Tetragrade ( Tetragrade@leminal.space ) · edit-2 6 months ago

My pronouns are

function getPronouns() {
    const dateNow = new Date();

    if(dateNow.getMonth()===3 && dateNow.getDate()===1) {
        return "clown/clownself";
    }
    else {
        const timeNow = dateNow.getTime();
        if(timeNow%3 === 0) {
            return "they/them";
        }
        else if(timeNow%5 === 0) {
            return "she/her";
        }
        else if(timeNow%7 === 0) {
            return "he/him";
        }
        else {
            return "void/voidself";
        }
    }
}

console.log(getPronouns());

Please run this code in your browser console before interacting with me to determine my pronouns at that point in time.

yetAnotherUser ( yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de ) · 6 months ago

But why would I use third-person pronouns when interacting with you?

Tetragrade ( Tetragrade@leminal.space ) · 6 months ago

Void don’t understand you.

p4rzivalrp2 ( p4rzivalrp2@piefed.social ) · 6 months ago

Didn’t you hear, how dare you not call void’, ‘void/voidself’

gandalf_die_12te ( gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) · 6 months ago

i still find it funny to think about the void type as a legitimate data type with a 0 byte width. so you can have


void a;
void b = a;
return b;

froufox ( froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) · 6 months ago

unnecessary else after if with a return statement

Tetragrade ( Tetragrade@leminal.space ) · 6 months ago

Its a stylistic choice. In this house we turn off no-else-return.