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BlueSky post by user @hemlock.bsky.social that reads,
I am a transit maximalist. I believe that when a girl hornyposts from the other side of the country; I should be able to get on a maglev and arrive in her city before the prog is out of her system for no more than $40. All policy should bend to serve this goal.
Society would be categorically better if this were achieved.
Hilariously this does broadly coincide with a political desire to increase the birth rate.
Mrrrroooow :3 (I’m the one doing the hornyposting)
Is this what it means when you use the phrase “getting railed”?
Yes. Delivered rapidly to a lady with whom i have mutual affection.
Though the term may become archaic with the advent of maglevs.
I stand behind this policy proposal.
^Forgot to include it and can’t seem to edit my post…^
Literally impossible in certain countries.
Depends on where the horniness is coming from, if it’s from prog(esterone?) like the op said and it’s tied to hormonal cycles then you maybe got a day to get over there.
That’s the problem.
No, you misunderstand. It is literally impossible, with current technology, to achieve the desired metric because of the sheer size of some countries.
Even if you somehow managed to have a fleet of Blackbirds at your disposal for instant public transport, it would take well over an hour to reach one end of the US/Canada to the other, just as an example.
Guess we need to make the technology more efficient then. Don’t you understand? This girl wants to fuck other girls.
The most critical issue of our time
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This is important. An algorithmically assisted JIT sluttiness program could bridge/caress a lot of the gaps between current transport tech and the needs of the people.
A whole week of sharks 👀
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Thank you for your support comrade. We wont forget aquatic accommodation in our new regime of sappphic rail/maglev infrastructure
We can have a lil exaggeration for effect tho, as a treat
Ah, but ICBMs have a response time of 25 to 30 minutes. So we simply need to remove the warheads and replace them with horny people. This would have the additional benefit of advancing nuclear disarmament.
Of course there would need to be a way to safely decelerate the payload and land at the destination, but that’s just details.
You only stay horny for an hour?
China claims its T-Flight vacuum-tube maglev train has set a world speed record in prototype testing. It’s eventually targeting at least 1,000 km/h, significantly quicker than an airliner https://newatlas.com/transport/china-vacuum-maglev/
ill need to do the calculations.
Yeah, surprisingly even at those speeds, you’re looking at over 4 hours from one side of the US to another.
which is 2 hours 20 minutes faster than flying from jfk to lax, and the prog has a half life of between 9-16 hours with peak levels between 1-8 hours so in theory you could take the train and still have 4-5 hours to romp
What is unrealistic here is the target price, $40 for maglev to anywhere looks like a steal
Bit rapey.
If a straight guy said this I’d agree but considering where we are and the way its worded that’s almost definitely sapphic and T4T.
Meaning there was probably at least two or three 8 hour discord calls that involved lots of oversharing trauma beforehand.
How to scare people away from casual hornyposting 101
