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Sundray ( sundray@lemmus.org )  to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 months ago

Fisher-Price Is Pivoting to AI-Powered Autonomous Weapons Manufacturing

www.mcsweeneys.net

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Fisher-Price Is Pivoting to AI-Powered Autonomous Weapons Manufacturing

www.mcsweeneys.net

Sundray ( sundray@lemmus.org )  to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 months ago
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“We at Fisher-Price have always believed in the power of imagination. In discovery. In the joy of a child pressing a button and hearing a satisfying sound. T...
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  • Shellofbiomatter ( Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org ) 
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    7 months ago

    So they went from psychological warfare to just warfare.

    Yes, it goes in the square hole

  • Sarah Valentine (she/her) ( SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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    I had to double-check it was the Onion. Thank god.

    • The November Man ☯️🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈 ( TheNovemberMan@bookstodon.com ) 
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      @SarahValentine @sundray 👍😅👍

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    “The Bird sounds like [kaboom]” “The Giraffe sounds like [bam bam]” “The Monkey sounds like [rat a tat a tat a tat]”

  • OneMeaningManyNames ( whydudothatdrcrane@lemmy.ml ) 
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    Oh man, I bit the onion so hard this time.

    • Sundray ( sundray@lemmus.org ) OP
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      No shade, the Onion gets us all eventually!

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