Edit: This seems to have attracted a few eco-fashs :/
Well I guess all the people they kill can’t contribute to any emissions
Well hello, Mr. Malthus.
Well hello, finite resources.
Couldn’t find the tweet, but they do seem to engage in some military greenwashing:
“Yeah, we kill civilians in droves but at least we’re eco friendly about it.”
Remember when Robert Evans did fake ads for Raytheon on his podcast? This is more ham fisted than his parody ads were.
this can’t be real, dear lord in heaven it cant be real, can it ?
They left out the best part: it’s operated by women and children, we finally ended the patriarchy
I’m sure it’s not even green in any meaningful sense but just slightly greener than the others (if that’s even true). Not that that would really make a difference either way.
Theres a comment saying “jokingly” the killing of people reduce emission. First of all, this is eco fascism because although Im sure it is not intentional; A joke forwards an attitude. It is a sightsteer.
This sightsteer takes on consumerist approach to climate action. However it is important to note that it is might and machine that is poisoning our world, not people. We should put responsibility where it belongs. That way we can plan for actual change, instead of symbolic change.
solar powered ice misiles targeteting the sun
Does Iran get a carbon credit for each dead schoolgirl?
kinda like using a swab to clean the spot where the needle goes… before giving someone the lethal injection on death row.
Imma reuse my joke from last time this was posted:
The Green Revolution deserve AA capability, too!
Environmentally friendly missile for children is like saying the new E/I (educational/Informational) version of Epstine island. Here’s a wild idea… maybe stop spending billions on “green” murder machines and start putting it towards digging humanity out of the eco crisis that is going to leave our grand kids in a Mad Max movie.
This is insane
This needs to be Jason figuring it out… then it’s accurate.









