Heres the link btw if you want to apply: https://www.notion.so/Join-our-Polycule-339ce84f25648043922be9551ed5b846
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Wanted: Roommate, must fuck every other housemate
Edit: wow this is a cult lmao
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How expensive is rent in the US if that listed rent is saving money???
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I clicked the link and read the whole thing. I still am not sure if this is sincere or satire. It’s so out there that I kind of hope it is real, and that they find what they are looking for.
My favorite part:
What is your “special move”? *
If you are under 25 & haven’t figured it out yet, you may skip this question.
I liked the bit about having been involved in 5 or more orgies counting as experience.
The breeding pool stuff makes me lean more towards satire
I don’t believe you because the fine print at the bottom specifically says you can’t click the link
OP put the link in the post text
I’ve heard of bananas stories like this over on StrangeÆons channel, so it might very well be real.
You mean the Portland Polycule From Hell? That was determined to be fake unfortunately, someone was just having fun making up stories.
Aww, that’s possible. Though I feel like there’s been plenty of similar stories.
Ive known people in at least three of these. Theres no way to know.
There are so many little things in that link that sends up a little red flag, but this section… Oof.
Family planning:
- We would like to have 3-4 kids.
- We are considering having Melissa breed with Norman or Zaid, and/or Mackenzie with Douglas, as we believe these would be the genetically-optimal combinations. This would likely take place in the next 1-2 years.
- As you would be a newer addition to the polycule, we would need to get to know you for 2-4 years (depending on good behavior) before considering adding you to the gene pool.
Genetically-optimal? How in the fuck do they determine that? What happens if their spawn is not genetically-optimal? Recycling bin?
Geezus fuck people are dumb sometimes.
Genetically-optimal? How in the fuck do they determine that?
Hot and hot = optimal, I’d assume. I haven’t checked the website to see if they have photos of the people or anything.
Ugh it smells very american, who ever talks like that any more? Didn’t you pay attention during WW2? 😬
Nobody did and everyone who tried is long dead.
… Americans don’t talk like the either… What does that even mean
I should note: this is NOT me.
Found the defector
Come on, “polyrule” was right there
DAMMIT!
Yeah, I know when a polycule is looking for a short member they can lift up to get the cookie jar & high shelf stuff.
5’5" is about the global average, it’s not short.
You are right, I was trying to reference this in a petty attempt at humour
Ah I see, I wasn’t familiar :)
Maybe if you’re including children.
edit: Apparently not: https://compareheight.net/average-human-height-worldwide/
Oh, they are looking for a tall gf then.
“We are considering having Melissa breed with Norman or Zaid, and/or Mackenzie with Douglas, as we believe these would be the genetically-optimal combinations. This would likely take place in the next 1-2 years.”
Wow, I think this just found the field of microeugenics
You can’t click on this link
Never heard of QR codes? Are all members over 50 years old?
Most of them are 20s or 30s but one of them is 65.
The worst part is that one of them is a software engineer!
wait, you know the people in the polycule???
You cannot click the link. But the url is real
I’m not poly, but $1,500 is pretty cheap rent for San Francisco…
Well if they’re walking 3:4 there’s 12 people in said polycule so total rent would be $18 840 which… doesn’t seem particularly cheap.
E: Haha ok so if they meant 3+4 then ‘3:4’ is the absolute worst way of writing that. And that’s still $11 000 a month.
House is 4 bedrooms, group is 7 people. (Three pairs share a room at least.)
There’s 7, including the applicant. They meant 3, then 4.
They mean a line of 3 and another of 4 people wide formation. They wish to be exactly 7 people
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If this was Portland I’d be sure it’s a joke, but SF? who could say
The video of Zaid on the website. He blinks a lot while pausing before saying he’s ok. That is a sign people in cults do when they are not ok.
Also, when a group make a video of a member in which they state they are ok to prove nothing is wrong, it’s a sign something is wrong.
When they state a member leaving as “defected”, it’s a sign of a cult.
When they use the word “breeding” for adding children to their group is totally not a red flag lol.
H…E…L…P…M…E…E…H…E…L…P…M…E…
They lost me when they asked for a LinkedIn account
I was convinced this was satire and then I clicked through the link. See for yourself and maybe apply :)
The form still feels very satire-like
Ominous shadow puppets in Zaid’s video. A+ to them for logistics and teamwork. I hope they find their match.
