the …SAME FUCKING THING THAT HAPPENED TO US MOTHERFUCKER…
Fucking Magnetos, how do they work?
He got gay and sassy
and extremely sexy
Time dilation on Asteroid M
This.
Why does he have no feet drawn yet a suspiciously low number of pockets?
These are two different timelines, right? Maybe he was president during that time in the original timeline
They are literally connected though by a movie involving time travel.
Poor Ian.
Sir Ian Sir Ian Sir Ian - “ACTION!” - “You shall not pass” - “CUT!” - Sir Ian Sir Ian Sir Ian Sir Ian
Days of Future Past was such a ridiculous movie, “Wolverine goes back in time to fix plotholes” lol fuck off
Very stressful life.
It already was in the several decades where he didn’t age, though, so something REALLY fucking stressful must have happened in the mid to late 90s.
Something much more stressful than everything we know happened to him, including checks notes
- the Holocaust,
- several families dying gruesome deaths, and
- being in solitary (other than his nemesis beating him at chess once in a while) confinement for several years.
Must have stepped on a Lego or something 🤷🏻
On a tonn of Lego bricks. :)
They switched actor.
Did they change his back story? Wouldn’t he have been in his 70s in 2000?
No, Magneto is still canonically a victim of the Nazi regime. But he’s also canonically perpetually in his middle age/early old age. How? 🤷♂️ Don’t worry about it.
He got turned into a baby and then shortly after reverted to being back in his prime. More recently he died and was brought back - so pretty much par-for-the-course.
Ah, comics. Never change.
Or do. Actually please do. Let Peter Parker grow old and have a happy family, damn it!
Old Magneto is definitely the weird elder queen who’s always hanging out in the chill-out room, so I think we can safely lay the blame largely on Acid House.
