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I recommend practicing first in the shower. It doesn’t matter if you’re firing a pea shooter or a bazooka, the aim is not a gift innate to all
truth. when a girl gets their chance to write their name they stop paying attention to things like dont point it at my fucking shoe.
Even across two men, probably.
I have a penis. I started sitting down to pee about 15 years ago. It’s much cleaner, eliminates the splash ring issue. I highly recommend it.
At home, sure. Am less inclined in public toilets
I prefer to see the pee, as a diagnostic status update.
⚠️STATUS UPDATED, PEEING COMMENCES⚠️
Also touching a dick is totally gay, screw that.
I’ve spent a lifetime touching my dick and can confirm it made me totally gay. Well, bi.
I’ve never realized I want to do this.
Brb.
Have done. Is fun.
Also, a She Wee or similar device is a decent alternative for vulva having folks to pee standing up.
I’m seriously going to ask my husband if I can when I get home lol
The She Wee!! What an amazing tool!
lol it’s been like 20 years since I did that. I hope your husband gets a good chuckle at it too.
She Wees are great for traveling and hiking!
Keep us updated please
Worse they can say is no, right?
I think worst case you end up with a piss covered wall.
Hey. Some times you have to trust
“Trust me Jarvis, holding their dick to pee is CRITICAL to the plot.”
No.
There are far far worse.
We’re getting a divorce.
I’m calling the police.
Wait until you mother hears what you just asked.
etc.
;D
[If you think that’s lame… I pulled my punch. Scared of saying the more monstrous things that could be said.]
🫂
not your fault man. I’ll be here for you ✊️😔
It was her place so I said yes. I didn’t care where it went. She did just fine
And to contact the dead you need a Weeja board.
