You know those little shots of creamer they serve at the diner? (Intergalactic House of Pancakes, in this case).
Half-and-halves? Half-and-halfs?
It’s already plural, like pants.
And by that, I’m changing to pantaloonae.
Always said Half n Half.
‘Get a case of half n half’
Like moose, deer, sheep, etc… the plural is also a singular
This was my guess, but I vaguely recall esoteric grammar for compound words? I am struggling for another example. Johnnies-come-lately?
Like Govenors General
Johnny comes lately?
…wait
half-and-half = 0.5 + 0.5 = 1
two half-and-half(s) = (0.5 + 0.5) × 2 = 1 × 2 = 2
three half-and-half(s) = (0.5 + 0.5) × 3 = 1 × 2 = 3
…???
1/2 x 1/2 = 1/4
Argh, I meant + and then did a copy and paste error
It’s half AND half, not half TIMES half after all
In a restaurant setting, creamers.
Halves.
Found it in Wiktionary, thanks! Bookmarking that.
Half-and-halfae.
About the 3rd or 4th I came up with.
I’m sticking with that.
Half-and-halfae.





