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I work with an older lady who hits people with “you’re so pretty” when they do or ask something stupid and I love it.
I first saw this used by Hugh Hefner in some reality TV show with some of his bimbos in Venice. One of them said how cool it was to be where Al Capone was born and he responded with, “You’re so pretty.” Of course, she absolutely took the compliment at face value.
I can read it to you all day but unfortunately I cannot understand it for you.
The classic southern “Bless your heart”
It’s really hard to underestimate you.
Ohhh, I like this one. Commited to permanent memory.
I bet you sit on the TV and watch the sofa.
I love how you don’t let facts influence your opinion.
I blame the alcohol, not what you drank tonight but what your mother drank while pregnant with you
I have to thank the one and only James May for introducing me to “you witless dishcloth”
Hello.
You are the proud owner of not a single redeeming quality.
“If she was a spice, she would be flour” - Louise Belcher
Did your mother have any children that lived?
I bet she regrets that!
If all the village-idiots of all the villages in the world, would leave for a brand new village of village-idiots, you’d be their village-idiot.
If idiot does not count as “swear” tho…
Lano & woodley ftw.
Oh I didn’t even know where it was from, I just heard that somewhere and it got stuck :) But good to know, will check them!
No one could possibly have a higher opinion of you than I have.
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They’re a south-pointing compass (if they assert something, you know it’s wrong)
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