There’s no way that’s real… right?
(Are they talking about Starfox? or Animal Crossing?)
It’s not real, no.
I don’t think so. Probably not? It’s nintendo
I wouldn’t be surprised in this timeline.
literally how?
AI jack off detection trained on trillions of hours of Omegle and Chat Rulette.
Facial cues.
Longer than average eye contact / lack of eyes darting around / fixed gaze.
Lip licking.
Arched eyebrows / relaxed facial muscles around the eyes.
Parted lips / relaxed mouth or jaw that is slightly open.
Dilated pupils.
Blushing.
Breathing pace changes.
… How do you think social media apps got to be so good at marketing?
Massive data analysis of all kinds of human biometric data.
Every instagram filter you ever put on your face was realtime measuring and mapping the geometry of your expressions.
is… blushing even a real thing?..
Yes.
But, its … significantly more complicated than just like, an anime character’s face turns red.
Basically, there’s more actual blood flow going on in your face/cheeks… your body is basically doing something like relaxing many parts of your face, getting more blood diverted to it.
Your cheeks, maybe your forehead, other parts of your face, they actually get warmer, hotter, and if your skin is pale enough, it noticeably changes color in apperance, it reddens.
The emotional experience is akin to embarassment, you’re embarassed how attractive you find whatever it is you are looking at, basically.
Sad Lobster Pyschologist Man isn’t 100% full of shit when he says that blush and rougue… was originally used, in at least some cultures at some points in time, to emulate/exaggerate this.
… but this biological effect is by no means confined only to women… guys blush in exactly the same ways.
I mean shit: A guy going through puberty? (Maybe even long after puberty?) Gets an involuntary stiffy when he’s in close proximity to somebody he finds attractive? He’s probably gonna be blushing with his face too.
Like the hypercartoon version of somebody’s jaw dropping literally to the floor, and their tongue rolling out across the floor… its an extreme exaggeration of the mouth/jaw relaxing, your face forming into a kind of minor smile, or just opening even further agape into a mini O-face… that you might not even realize you are doing.
Its where the phrase ‘jaw-dropping’, as a description of the magnitude of someone’s beauty, comes from.
challenge accepted
By not being a real thing that’s happening
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Woof c:
I think Nintendo could’ve saved money by simply selling most of the fanbase black bricks instead. The devices would work equally as often, and fans would still buy them anyway.
like those toy phones, just glue a picture of link to the screen.
First they came for my game controller. Then they came for my mouse. There was no one left when they came for my keyboard.
©sigh© now I am horny
Welp Nintendo,… it’s been fun.










