I’m concerned about the “milk” these people are drinking, because those are clearly bulls

Anarcho-feminism: bulls have the equal right to be milked

Anarcho-transhumanism — I actively endorse and force ‘TRANSGENDER FOR EVERYONE’ mantra on everyone. Plus you get cool robotic tail that can be used for grabbing and other stuff left for readers imagination.

cows with guns

I really enjoy the Anarcho-Syndicalism one. Cows deserve unions, too!

Is anarcho syndicalism really craft unionism?

Only the one at the 3-o-clock position is anarchism in the first place; exploiting other beings for what their bodies produce is not anarchy.

If cows could union, they inmediatly join to the greens, forcing the farmers be collectivist to remove cows rights or be communist and stop milking cows