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protist ( protist@retrofed.com )  to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 months ago

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

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I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

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protist ( protist@retrofed.com )  to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 months ago
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Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me […]
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    I say the horse can have a little cake

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