SOUTH AMERICAN ELECTIONS
[two different people are being portrayed side by side]
Gabriela Rosa Sympatica
Elementary school teacher
Beloved by her community
Wants to improve lives
[portrait of a smiling woman in overalls]
Diego Hitlerio de la Junta
Son of a previous dictator
Went to jail for corruption
Wants to sterilize natives
[portrait of a frowning nasty looking character in military gear]
Temporary results (98% ballots counted):
[Gabriela] 49.9999%
[Diego] 50.0001%
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Somehow still doing a better job than the largest country in NA
I feel the comments are referring to the USA, but Canada is the largest could try in North America.
“Could try?” Anyway, true, Canada has 1.6% more land mass than USA.
This meme forgot to mention that the hitler candidate probably has a million dollar campaign funded by US billionaires or even the United States government itself and that he promised that when he won he would build 2 military bases in his territory, give up all his country’s resources and infrastructure to US companies and a lot of land to zionist settlers.
I see you’ve heard of Milei
One backed by propaganda & propped up by the CIA, and one who worked through their community.
one who worked through their community.
Which miraculously didn’t die by CIA hands
That only happens if there’s a chance of them winning, silly
Makes me think of Tropico (I was the Diego Hitlerio)
Tropico 7 gets released this year. I wonder if they’ll have weird interactions with the US, and have an orange president you have to deal with in the modern age or something
They already added presidential tweets to Tropico 6.
Honestly, all I want are more options to make the city look nice
Sympatica is clearly a radical communist while hitlerio is a gentleman, let’s see what he has to say for the next 24 hours of television
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Peru, right? Is really infuring the half of a country decide the destiny of the other half, it show the dead of democratic electoral systems
These are getting progressively less bad.
