Quits job and retires early
“You told me to avoid stress…”
Until your meager savings runs out and now the stress level is 100x what it was before
lol y’all have savings?
Definitely not enough at this rate.
Who has savings, most of us just have debt.
I love all these YouTube videos, health gurus and influencers encouraging me to sleep a full eight hours.
Y’all motherfuckers have never had children, have you?
Or worked hospitality. These fuckers have never done an AFD or a clopen
Love the word “clopen”. It’s a terrible word and it gets the point across perfectly.
You don’t even get to finish “close” before you’re already opening. There’s no hyphen or breath time in-between.
It’s all just mashed together, rushed, and stressful, just like the shift it describes.
Why would you have children if you wanted to sleep ever again?
Because sex is fun, birth control is not always perfect, my wife did not wish an abortion and I respect her bodily autonomy.
Go to bed at 9PM, that should work out to around 8h even with kids getting up early and a few interruptions during the night. That worked for us at least when the kids were still infants/toddlers.
what about people on 2nd or 3rd shift
I dont think I’ve ever heard of 2nd and 3rd shift, Pippin
Being stressed out by the world is unhealthy. Withdrawing from reality to avoid that stress is also unhealthy. The fuck am I supposed to do move to another planet? In this economy?
I am the embodiment of your option #2. AMA! 😄
Do you want to be friends and not talk about the outside world ever?
Who wants to be decorative anyway?
Gollum with his bros.
Don’t let your dreams be dreams.
I would love to unsubscribe from the economy
Sadly. No one wants to hire a hermit to live in their garden these days.
NoW HIRING: Reclusive nature-loving gardener. Duties: Lurk in my front yard garden 40 hours a week and tend my garden but don’t interact with me, and I won’t interact with you. All gardening tools & materials provided. Salary: $500k.
🤤🤤🤤
Patient: “Uh, there are systemic reasons I can’t avoid stress, doc.”
Doctor: (Dusts off hands) “Well, my job is done here!”
The only way for me to avoid stress would be suicide and even then there would probably be some cunt in the afterlife like "nah, nah, nah no rest yet, because you are here early you have to work off the remaining years you should have been alive and then we’ll talk about interests, oh wait that’s kinda like it is now…
Stress of dissappointing people who may care.
Grotesque
I dissociate via video games. Shapez2 has gotten it’s hooks in me.
Also thank God for indie + AA games and GOG + itch. Gaming can get pretty predatory but at least there are some places still where new games come up that aren’t using every engagement technique to bleed you dry.
I’ve been really enjoying rain world and just getting to be a little guy running around and dying a lot.
Did that for a while, cause I had no choice. Very little stress, for a bit. Till the money starts running out.
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