Oh to be able to give up on responsibilities. To be the one taken care of instead of taking care. To have a thing over me that genuinely cared for my love and well-being.
I get the puppy girls
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn’t have to eat Kraft Dinner…
But we still would eat Kraft Dinner, we’d just eat more!
-BNL
“OHHH DEEE OATEN DOATEN DAY, OOOO-DEE OATEN DAY-OH”
- the winners of a five-year supply of KD and catsup from their respective companies, as well as a five-year supply of tapeworm food from the LRF
I don’t have a degree and even I eat better than Kraft mac and cheese out of a dog bowl. Looks like OOP has lifestyle issues.
Oh for sure we all eat better than that… but sometimes we get a nice lil KD meal from the special bowl as a treat :3
Tbh I’ve been enjoying “goodles” a lot lately. enriched pasta with protein fiber and vitimins, tastes a lot like the kraft mac of my childhood, and its easy to make. Makes a decent side dish on a lazy day, even if its not the prettiest.
maybe the reason I haven’t achieved this is because I didn’t get that degree. hmmm…
Yeah. Like seriously Mac and cheese? Common, there is got to be something healthier to eat for that poor puppy.
What do you mean, this is literally the dream and I would give everything up to have it qwq
what does a “degree” have to mean anything for how u eat?
could be a masters in the dangers of puppygirling
i feel like “having a degree” and being babied / puppied is comforting in a fun way.
yeah…
Omg i have that same bowl 😍
Not a degree in culinary arts, for sure.
So do I and I still love KD.
Honestly I feel quite jealous of the puppy girls who are capable to eat in a bowl for real because just the idea for even trying it if I find fond of it or not implies not only moving but also being able to cook, and be able to pay a rent at least which in my birder neet state I can’t even think about it.








