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Righties can’t separate the human from material value. OP in the screenshot was absolutely gearing up to judge people based on their job, which is a good red flag to avoid someone at all costs.
Unless they’re a cop. You can judge them all you want.
im an engineer with a graduate degree. my (work) dream is to work at an aerospace worker cooperative making stuff for space exploration with a bunch of fellow queer neurospicy people.
Can I join in on this dream? Aerospace really tickles my fancy, but it feels impossible to get a job in it that’s not destroying the environment and/or making bigger bombs.
So you want to work in Becky Chambers’ To Be Taught, If Fortunate.
I couldn’t have come up with a better pitch for the book.
I thought it was the job of frogs to make people gay. Stop stealing jobs from frogs.
I develop software for the largest underground iron mine in the world. It’s always fun to say “I’m a software engineer, I work with mining” because most people’s reaction is “oh god, not crypto right?”
It’s not crypto, but we’re still destroying the environment!
In my free time I homosexually walk my dog, I enjoy gay cooking, I homo read books, I same-sex play games with friends, and queer do a whole bunch of other things.
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I’m joking on the idea of homosexual marriage, because it’s fun to extrapolate it into us gay-verb everything.
I build and repair PCBAs for a company in Texas. I’m the one building the 5G to make the frogs gay.
Me? I’m a dishwasher.
But who will do the dishes after the revolution?
I do my own dishes now. I’ll do my own dishes then!
I invent the stuff we make stuff out of.
6 days of work a millenium and every sunday off. Must be nice.
Programmable matter?
I do IT infrastructure. I ensure the it infra is hostile to cars
Fuck cars
I fix soda/pop equipment, I love what I do. I’m slowly going insane though, we’ve been trying to find a second tech for 2 years now but people just don’t work out, it’s a sticky dirty job but it’s fuckin fun and you get to goto cool places and see cool shit like strippers.
People struggle with the lack of structure, we have like 10 calls a week at most and half the time they are bunched up so you may have 3 shop days where your just fuckin around fixing shit. Jobs ment for someone who enjoys soda and learning how shit works.
That sounds fun! I’m fine with the lack of structure, but would struggle with the sticky aspect.
Think Scar Face… except it’s abortion pills
I help old shits like travelwithmrmichael figure out how to turn on their computer and phone.
I work in payments.
Remember the Superman movie scheme taking a fraction of a cent off of every transaction? Every time you dip your card, 1/30 of a cent is sent directly to Kim Jong-Il’s personal hairdresser.
Coming in 2027 is the all-new Hezbollah Rewards scheme, where 125,000 points can be exchanged for a custom-painted missile lofted towards Tel Aviv.
As funny as it is you can’t. Somebody made the mistake of sending an 1$ transaction to a forbidden country on the visa network while testing a filtering technology, (which didn’t work at the time, obviously). Seem like this triggered some control in the US, the company was contacted by a regulator
The mistake was that it was $1 and not 7-9 figures
I’m the paymaster for professional Liberal protesters.
I am a sponge. I live off Soros bucks.
I’m a prostrate driver working at night to stimulate your urethra to completion. During the day I roller blade
