I prefer a silent haircut, maybe I’ll try this.
There was a guy cutting my hair who was pretty young, maybe 21 when i was tgere the first time. We had a bit of a language barrier, but he was also almoat half my age, so not much to talk about, which is perfect for me. I gave him a pretty insane tip. Next time i went in there, he immediately recognized me and was liw key eager to cut my hair. He was almost nervous to keep me “entertained” i said something like: we don’t really need to talk, you know. I gave hin a slightly bigger tip. Next time same thing, but he took it as a challange to not talk at all, it was glorious. Unfortunately he was only there for two more haircuts.
Just out of curiosity, what sort of tip are we talking? And what made you want to do it initially?
Before we start I just wanted to let you know that I’m on The Gay Team and I’ve already eaten my sportsball for today.
I kinda hate going to the barbers because the conversation will always spin towards sports or women and I’m not interested in either.
I’ve been getting ladies to cut my hair for a while now. The conversations are a lot better I feel.
For me, it was usually some variation of “Do you have kids?” or “When you meet the right woman.” that signals the beginning of the end of our nice, casual, non-awkward chit-chat. But now that I cut my own hair, I don’t hold back with my barber when he asks me stuff like that.
Oblivion Conversation
all my stylists end up hearing my traumatic backstory lol they love it
And as you type this into your phone, the barber reads over your shoulder.
This is a story from Cap Hill.
Milwaukee!
No no, I don’t watch, I play😏!









