I can sometimes hear Teams notification sound from neighbour’s apartment, triggers me to check my phone almost every time.
They added the teams call sound as a horn to forza horizon 6, I made a few people tab out of the game with it lol
Amazing
Imagine finding a log with something like “we couldn’t stop shareholders, our planet is doomed. We will start with a new colony on the planet closer to sun, perhaps this time we will not destroy our home”
Or maybe you believe in the Great Filter hypothesis, and signs of life discovered on Mars implies that this filter may be ahead of humanity rather than behind it
The most impactful moment of our history: explorers on Mars discovered the remains of an ancient spacefaring civilization. In the decades that followed, these mysterious artifacts revealed startling new technologies, enabling travel to the furthest stars. The basis for this incredible technology was a force that controlled the very fabric of space and time. They called it the greatest discovery in human history. The civilizations of the galaxy call it
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Even if this were the case though, life on Mars (or anywhere outside of Earth) would be a really cool discovery!
I saw a conspiracy theory that said we used to live on Mars but we polluted it so much that, to survive, we had to send a rocket with two children to the next planet, called Earth. Then everyone died.
The children’s names were Adam and Eve.
thats stupid in so many ways. nevermind the mountain of evidence that we evolved on this planet, two people cannot found a stable population. their children would be fine, but after that they’re speed running inbreeding. it would only take a few generations for all kinds of genetic problems to start coming up and they would only get worse.
That negates the entire biblical story too.
Indeed it does. But it’s not like people actually believe creation myths anyway >.>
Elon Musks bones.
No, wait, you said terrifying, not terrific. never mind.
Don’t give him what he says his life goal is (die on Mars). It would be way more terrific if he died in a supercar crash (like the one he had in 2000 with Peter Thiel as passenger in a $1M McLaren F1, the fastest production car back then).
I now know to which moment in time i go back to adjust the outcome, if the opportunity arises.
What if whatever killed him and is wearing his skin is just as evil and stupid, but is not a junky.
Artemis II astronauts going around the Moon: “I have two Outlooks, neither of which works”
Astronauts during the first Mars mission: “I previously had two Teams versions, neither of which worked, and now there’s apparently a third one, and it doesn’t work either”
Funny enough, he found out later he had three outlooks lol
wtf even downvotes do you work in microsoft or what? or do we have “anything big tech is good” bots here
Bill Gates logged in under six different usernames to downvote it.
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To be honest, we’re talking microsoft teams here.
There is a novel “Microserfs” many years back and in it if I recall all the guys at MS drove Ford Taurus because at some point Gates drove one. So all the little serfs wanted to be like him.
That Tesla Melon Husk dumped in the space.
There are no Teams servers on Mars and the client will time out before radio signals can reach Earth. So any copies of Microsoft Teams on Mars are just a waste of storage space, and not very terrifying compared to “actual” malware that could be in the same storage space.
twist: Microsoft already built data centers and servers on Mars.
Elon Musk.
Every time I hear someone ask to help out with Teams, it sounds to me like “Can you help me shove my fist further up my ass” … Yes eeeh sure . . .
Lol
Excuses.
the mars movie tropes, always find some secret alien life or advanced structure on the planet.
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It turns out all the Rust is just dyno clippies that rusted out millions of years ago when the planet was populated by clipies.
