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Midnight ( Midnight@slrpnk.net )  to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 months ago

Critics Warn ‘GTA VI’ Could Inspire Impressionable Teens To Live In Florida

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Critics Warn ‘GTA VI’ Could Inspire Impressionable Teens To Live In Florida

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Midnight ( Midnight@slrpnk.net )  to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 months ago
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WASHINGTON—In an effort to alert parents to the potentially dangerous consequences of playing the highly anticipated game, critics warned Thursday that Grand Theft Auto VI could inspire impressionable teens to live in Florida. “This game glamorizes life in Florida to such an outrageous extent that it’s easy to see how young minds could be fooled into thinking […]
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  • Darthcapi ( Darthcapi@lemmy.ml ) 
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    Dear god video games have gone too far this time. I was ok with kids spending countless hours at the screen, gratuitous sex and violence and all the cursing. But making kids want to move to Florida CAN NOT BE TOLERATED!!!

    • Sunshine ( Sunshine@piefed.ca ) 
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      Look at these leftist parents wanting to protect their trans kids.

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        Never in a million years would I let my kid transition… to being a Floridian.

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    Son, come here. your mother and I want to talk to you. we were cleaning your room and we…

    (sobs)

    (mother consoles dad)

    I found a brochure for Tampa!

    (mother cries out “whhhyyy”)

    Tampa?? son, are you a gay?

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      Tampa is the gateway man. Next it’ll be Miami then full blown Jacksonville

    • thisisbutaname ( thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
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      Why are you NOT gay?

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