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Trying to make his hair orange again using fire?
Let’s hope he gets a heat stroke, then a real stroke and then dies.
If he does, then we’ll be left with Vance. Then all we’ll have is a boring, run-of-the-mill asshole, rather than an entertaining (to make fun of) asshole.
That insane senility is the only thing holding MAGA together. Without their pedo in chief the current right will crumble.
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jd vance is a generally disliked asshole as a opposed to trump who has a cult.
If Trump dies before the midterms of natural causes, who is gonna mobilize for MAGA? Hegseth? Ted Cruz? 🤣
If it happens before the end of the year, Vance won’t be allowed to run for a third term. So if Trump croaks as a result of this heat, Vance would only be able to be in office for (at most) six more years instead of nine or ten.
I don’t think Vance would realistically win in the next election regardless. But it would be comforting to know that if he does, it would for sure be his only full term.
It’ll be like his campaign speech where he just rambled on incoherently for a while, slow-danced by himself for a half-hour, then maybe ramble on a little more. That’s what makes it so “long.”
Seems like he just rambles in all of his rally speeches. Not that I’ve seen one in its entirety.
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Probably the only blow job he can get these days.
Good, maybe he will croak live
Will be the best speech ever!!
Because everyone knows the quality of a speech is proportional to the length of the speech. 🙄
He’s also going to do it at 9pm which will be ~88°, nowhere near the 100+ he was bragging about. Kinda doubt he’s even going to do it outside (so the temperature won’t even fucking matter).
Dudes a lying asshole.
AI generated dude with the lawn backdrop.
i haven’t listened to one word from this motherfucker since he got elected again and i’m not starting now
Is he going to reverse Willam Henry Harrison himself?
Promises made//promises kept?
Probably going to have some kind of climatized glass cabin. Taco.
Justification: we are the us. We have the tech. We need to show tech. Need to dominate. Thanks mandami.
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