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Oh well it’s worth it then.
Oh nice, he’s been hospitalized for 9 days and counting.
Look the last thing we need is any additional heat sources, but for this specific scenario I’ll make an exception.
It’s times like this that I wish I were a believer, so I could feel the satisfaction of imagining people like Dick Cheney, Rush Limbaugh, McConnell, and others, being dragged down in terror to meet the punishment they’ve earned. The schadenfreude would be delicious.
Unfortunately, I can only be pleased that they’re finally gone.
Why are people still holding him up to waddle around in full business attire?? Does the man have no other sense of purpose in life & refuses to retire? Would it be more difficult for him to lay in bed & relax than it would be to waste taxpayer money on people holding him up like a marionette puppet??
They are all part of some Israeli doomsday cult. A very evil one is why.
Even hell doesn’t want him, it’s the only reason why he’s managed to live this long despite looking like a corpse.
Hunh. I thought hell was exothermic, though. 🫠
I haven’t drank any alcohol in almost two months. I wonder if he dies I should break my booze fast for a binge celebrating that motherfucker’s demise.
God so many assholes… I keep loosing track of them all.
If we made any of this a drinking game, we’d be long dead of cirrhosis.
Also, loosing them into space might help.
Man, don’t get my hopes up like that!
You win the internet today
He’ll be dead before the end of the year
Nobody has seen him since he was found unresponsive, he’s probably already dead
Eh, a 3 week hospital stay post
cardiac arrestheart attack (misremembered what I read) isn’t common, but it’s not unusual either. He’s 110% in a sorry state but he’s receiving the best healthcare america has to offer. I wouldn’t be so quick to call it yet
The guys left/right: “Oh goody, I get to escort his royal leechness.”
Holy Fuck, it looks like if you blow on him to hard he’d crumple
