Viking_Hippie ( Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 3 months agoPeef sausage rulelemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square19linkfedilinkarrow-up1149
arrow-up1149imagePeef sausage rulelemmy.dbzer0.comViking_Hippie ( Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square19linkfedilink
minus-squareapplebusch (she/her) ( applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·3 months agoworker: do you want me? customer: i dont rightly know sir worker: make an assessment
minus-squareMissesAutumnRains ( MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3 months agoYou ever drunk Bailey’s from a shoe?
minus-squareZoop ( Zoop@beehaw.org ) linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-23 months agoEasy now, fuzzy little woman peach! *Edit to fix the quote since I think I remember you’re a woman? Please correct me if I’m wrong! For some reason ‘woman peach’ sounds so much funnier than ‘man peach’ anyway, so it works! Haha!
worker: do you want me?
customer: i dont rightly know sir
worker: make an assessment
You ever drunk Bailey’s from a shoe?
Easy now, fuzzy little woman peach!
*Edit to fix the quote since I think I remember you’re a woman? Please correct me if I’m wrong! For some reason ‘woman peach’ sounds so much funnier than ‘man peach’ anyway, so it works! Haha!