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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆ ( yogthos@lemmy.ml )  to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 4 months ago

Behold the future of programming

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Behold the future of programming

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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆ ( yogthos@lemmy.ml )  to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 4 months ago
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  • Dessalines ( dessalines@lemmy.ml ) 
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    It’s quite possible that in the future, ai bros will rediscover “thinking”:

    • ☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆ ( yogthos@lemmy.ml ) OP
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      lmao that’s amazing

    • einkorn ( einkorn@feddit.org ) 
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      Rubber ducky debugging FTW!

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        Works great with writing tickets as well.

    • All Ice In Chains ( anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml ) 
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      I mean, for them it’s just “discover”

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    You merely adopted the slop. I was born in it. Molded by it. I had not seen original code until I was already senior manager.

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    I actually want that. Not so I can chat to the AI, but so that everyone else who is forced into the office so that they can be on a call with their teammates in other regions don’t distract me, and vice versa. I have noise cancelling headphones, but even they aren’t enough.

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    We are actually in the Matrix already. This reality we are seeing is the Matrix trying to re-make the Matrix using FORTRAN as a side project.

    We are reality’s open source side hustle.

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    I really want it to be true

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