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cm0002 ( cm0002@libretechni.ca )  to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 3 months ago

Behold the future of programming

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Behold the future of programming

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    Why stop at feeding? Where’s the penis and vagina tubes? We might as well be jorkin’ it too if all the rich and powerful are.

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      It does mention “all the other tubes”. I wonder if it will be THX 1138 style.

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        I hope its like a Geigeresque device that makes us sit shrimp style and cups backwards from our gooches to our mouths.

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      Pleasure? I think not.

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