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minus-squareashenone ( ashenone@lemmy.ml ) linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·4 months agoMe at 9pm the night before a projects due getting ready to tell my mom i need to be pregnant tomorrow ʕ ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°ʔ
minus-squareyetAnotherUser ( yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de ) linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·4 months agoThe best time to become pregnant to give birth tomorrow was 9 months ago. The second best time is now I guess?
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Me at 9pm the night before a projects due getting ready to tell my mom i need to be pregnant tomorrow ʕ ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°ʔ
The best time to become pregnant to give birth tomorrow was 9 months ago.
The second best time is now I guess?
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