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BlueSky post by @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com that reads, “if they’re drinking nounwine it’s fantasy. if they’re snorting a verb it’s sci fi.”
I checked out https://rotatingsandwiches.com/ from her @, and damn, that page did deliver.
Four sandwiches rotated in the opposite direction to all the other sandwiches.
I’m tempted to email the enquiries email to ask about this.
i emailed them:
Hello,
I found your website and wondered what a spinning sandwich email would be like. I would like to request one email, please.
Fuck, now I’m hungry
Damn they sure do be rotating
Klingons drinking blood wine: am I a joke to you?
Shit, I don’t know if there’s any snorting of substances in Trek. Maybe Lower Decks or Strange New Worlds, haven’t watched those.
I think OOP is thinking of cyberpunk specifically.
In Picard there was a drug called “splinter”. Which I only remember because I think the whole scene was an oblique reference to 12 Monkeys.
But yes, Klingons are a fantasy race, deal with it. :P
Fucked up in the holodeck snorting exfoliate
Ops wanted some initiative, blew up their entire quadrant I’m movin’ like Oppenheimer
We snortin’ that good buffalo soldier, tamarind, Jordanian jibbies
i’m not sure i get this one, what’s a nounwine?
i mean, yes, funny haha nouns and verbs, hilarious, but that can’t be the bit? why fantasy, why sci fi?
So like “fire wine” or “angel wine” or what ever. Like a lot of fantasy settings will have a drink that’s wine, but they specify it as a special kind of wine that’s not actually wine or made by mystical elves on a mountain.
But like in a lot of sci-fi settings there will be some fictional future drug. And it’s be called something like “hack”, “boil” or “shock” or something. Hence snorting verbs and drinking noun wine.





