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Better idea. If we have literal magic on our side, let’s make it so cars can just phase through each other. They can’t fall through the ground or pass through walls or anything but other cars and their contents and other road users. But two cars can just drive right through each other unharmed. A car can drive right through a bike or pedestrian unharmed. It works this way because magic.
Cars are now more space efficient than trains. And on the plus side we will no longer need stop signs or traffic lights, and speed limits can be greatly increased.
Although, on the downside, driving will now be a terrifying drug trip of an experience. Occasionally you just briefly see inside another person’s skull.
Bag of holding plus hover means I can just set up a big home in the trunk and it’ll never have quakes or collapse. Worth the maintenance cost by not having to buy or build a house.
Breathing creatures can only survive a number of minutes equal to 10 divided by the number of creatures before they start to suffocate, so you can store stuff in it, but you can’t live in the bag of holding
I still don’t understand what a “bag of holding” is.
Slightly hovers would not be a smooth ride, in the car driving sense.
It would be like piloting a hovercraft, driving on black ice, everywhere.
You’d be playing bumper cars with everything, have little to no steering control or braking ability… you’d probably die or be maimed if you exceed ~45 mph for any reason.
Also… weather forcefield?
Depending on how you define ‘weather’ and ‘forcefield’ … this could potentially amount to a weapon of mass destruction.
hear me out hear me out
trunk of holding
i don’t need a car for getting around, but free, unlimited storrage space that i could park lets say a few meters away from my door? that sounds reallyyy usefull! could maybe even put in a ladder and furniture and hang out in it, depending on how the rules work…
… the trunk is bigger on the inside.
A good (electric)-bike.
I’ll take the diamond please, and limitless hot showers conveniently while I drive.
Fuck Nathan Pyle, forced birthers don’t deserve a platform.
need a little context here friendo
He openly stated he’s anti abortion and spouted off a whole bunch of Liars For Jesus propaganda about it. That’s was some time in the late teens, iirc. Facebook or Twitter, can’t remember which.
good to know, thank you
it’s also not true btw
his wife went to an anti abortion rally and he’s supportive of his wife.
not super awesome, but a huge step down from “vehemently spouting the rhetoric”
Huh? Is he anti abortion or something?
Yeah. When his alien comics first started blowing up he made a big deal about it. Hadn’t heard from him since, so I assumed he’d niued his fanbase and gone away.
Gross.
I thought this too from my time on reddit but looking into it found it was nothing other than him being supportive of his wife who went to an anti abortion rally… not very cash money but I think I had an overreaction to the reality of what happened.
if there are actually tweets of him doing that id like to see them (didn’t find anything of the sort when I looked like a year or two ago)
No.
There is no overreacting to toxic forced birth morons.
Just having said a polite “good morning” to a forced birther is enough to put someone on my shit list, marrying one is certainly enough to expose someone as actually agreeing with them but not wanting to say so and lose a career.
Fuck him, his wife, and anyone else who has anything to nice to say to or about those fucking psychos.
Everything except the 4k tier is useless, which makes it truly feel like it was the brainchild of a car company.
Bag of holding is also really usefull
Hovering might be good because hardly any friction and parts would last really long because no rattling
You’re right. Depending on the hover it might also dramatically increase safety.
weather forcefield would be awesome in snowy climates: no clearing off the car after a snowstorm. No worrying about hail damage.
Move to Southern california. There is never snow or hail here. Rarely even rain. Maybe rain sometimes in December or March.
With the bag of holding you can carry an infinite amount of stuff in one car. That makes it the single most useful car in the world and the 4k tier is mid in comparison.
Edit: never mind, only 500 lbs. But bag itself is 15 lbs so you stuff things in and their weight no longer matters. No need to upgrade springs and engine to carry a bunch of loot
5 hot showers. All at once so I’m 5x as clean
Forwarding to my partner so we can pool resources into a really spiffy car:
- suitcase
- weather forcefield (does that work when you’re carrying the suitcase?)
- no repairs
- bread
if flood count as weather, the forcefield could make it double as a boat!
Green lights only is OP.
Def picking 5 loaves of bread
Folds into a (light) suitcase is WILDLY OP in the grand scheme of things. Granted most of these are OP. So is Bag of Holding in Trunk, that has insane use-cases too (how much can it hold?!).
But imagine THE WHOLE CAR is compressible. Too bad you only have 5k magic-bucks, otherwise you’d have a compressible infinity machine with the trunk-bag-of-holding.
Whatever, compressible car is nuts. Pick your other less-important upgrades (weather forcefield for me but only if it protects from humidity and hot weather, otherwise 2x bread loaf and then I can basically coast forever on free food and making people happy with bread)
Now then. Imagine taking the HST or flying, but OH SHNAP, I have my car-sized suitcase in my lap or as a carryon the whole ride. When I get there I can decompress it and take stuff out / put stuff in / zoop around to wherever I want (assuming it’s legal) and then compress it again because fuck driving, I want to take public transit unless it’s not available.
And wait, what defines a “car?” Here’s where admittedly shit could go off the rails.
Can an e-bike be my “car” under this rule because if so this is GOATed. What about a transit van? A box van? A tractor-trailer combo? Could I carry a tanker truck load of water with me as a suitcase? Does that count as my “car?” Can I dump water in places it legit needs to be with my compressible suitcase tanker truck? What about a container trailer worth of food/material/??? as a suitcase? Could I help deal with world hunger / drought / forest fires / other??? Yeah, this is pretty broken.
Folding into a light suitcase is 100% the best option.
That and bread; I don’t want a hot shower in the car…
A bike/public transit/pedestrian version of this?
