Canada is considering changing the name of lake Titicaca to lake Donald Rrump eats shit (and fucks babies).
Use Donald Drumpf. That was his actual family name and he hates it.
Please tell me this is true.

Drumpf? Yeah that’s what his grandfather changed it from.
They got Dolly Parton today. She was 80. You know who else is 80 and should visit their parents?
The grim reaper visited the wrong 80 year old today.
wat??
I know. It’s both a sad but beautiful day. So long to Dolly. I’m just glad to have lived to hear her beautiful voice and to actually understand it.
This changes the Great Lakes HOMES acronym into SHAME
Will happily and am actively supporting anything not American.
Donald Trumps America can fall off a cliff and land on a bed of spikes.
Death to Donald Trump.
Sure, and we’ll rename Lake Michigan to Lake Epstein in return. And just for good measure, we’ll also rename Superior to Inferior and Huron to Moron so he can be reminded of what a small, ugly piece of human garbage he is.
Well, there goes the american auto industry…
misshun accomlished
And construction.
He sure likes to do things by decree doesn’t he. Sounds an awful lot like a king to me.
ATTENTION PEASANTS; your King has a new royal decree, distributed through official channels…
Smh.
I think Trump has a lot more to lose in this fight, and he only has a few months to make something happen.
I care exactly zero.
- An Ontarian.
Yeah, I actually want him to do it. Why stop a clown when he’s making a fool of himself?
We’re priced out of the circus and bread. This should be interesting…
Next thing you know he’ll be calling the whole continent Americas…
Shut up, peon! Only culture war matters! /s
I’ve had to set a dollar amount per meal and if I keep going over I have to skip meals to catchup to my budget. Kinda dumb and things should be cheaper by this point
Yankistanis will shrug it off like it’s nothing. Hijacking and co-opting someone else’s property, name, and culture as theirs is their whole schtick.
They don’t call themselves “Americans”, “world champions”, and “greatest country” in the world for nothing.







