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Viking_Hippie ( Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com )  to Flippanarchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 month ago

Shopping cart etiquette is praxis

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Shopping cart etiquette is praxis

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Viking_Hippie ( Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com )  to Flippanarchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 month ago
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  • NaibofTabr ( NaibofTabr@infosec.pub ) 
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    I want to live in a world where people return the shopping carts, therefore I do it myself. If you don’t, you’re an antisocial prick.

    • Lodespawn ( Lodespawn@aussie.zone ) 
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      Sometimes I even fix the shit show of random carts in random return lanes so everything fits all neat.

      • korazail ( korazail@eviltoast.org ) 
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        Same. And I’m being serious here while it could sound sarcastic:

        I feel good knowing I saved the cart return guy 15 seconds. His day will not be improved because he still needs to move all the carts; and when that task ends there will be another. I understand this, but I still feel like I made the place better than I found it. Where I am, it’s hot-AF outside right now, so I hope that I’m making the next indoor task sooner and my time is appreciated – but my time is literally like <1 minute, so I know it’s not a lot of anti-entropy.

        My math is that, with billions of people on the planet, if even part of us tried to save someone 15 seconds every few days, we could build so much faith in humanity.

    • magikmw ( magikmw@piefed.social ) 
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      There’s no scripture about shopping carts therfore there’s no eternal damnation looming over you if you don’t put them back. Take that atheists!

    • Hundun ( Hundun@beehaw.org ) 
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      Absolutely agree. I return mine every time and silently judge everyone who doesn’t. It’s the simplest thing in the world

    • Jerkface (any/all) ( jerkface@lemmy.ca ) 
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      I live in a world where a small cartel controls every major grocery store in the entire country and is frequently accused or charged with price fixing. They openly lobby my government for obscured pricing and mechanized gouging. They can return their own fucking shopping carts, I’m stealing shit.

      • NaibofTabr ( NaibofTabr@infosec.pub ) 
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        All you’re doing is making some underpaid employee’s day harder, and causing problems for the other people who have no choice but to shop at the cartel grocer. Guarantee you the company doesn’t care and is not even slightly inconvenienced by your laziness, no matter how you try to rationalize it.

        • adr1an ( anzo@programming.dev ) 
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          They took the cart home. You jumped to conclusion too fast. Their conduct may be immoral to you but for different reasons ;)

      • gnarles_snarkley ( gnarles_snarkley@beehaw.org ) 
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        You sure showed them! /s

  • Catoblepas ( Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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    even though you gain nothing

    This is Aldi, I get my quarter back.

    • DebatableRaccoon ( DebatableRaccoon@lemmy.ca ) 
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      That’s just forced incentive to take it back.

    • magikmw ( magikmw@piefed.social ) 
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      Theres plastic tokens you can use in those. In Poland, in nearby leroy merlin (it’s a french(?) home improvement store) they even give them out to customers.

      I guess people don’t carry around change all that much here.

  • naevaTheRat ( naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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    We have these coin lock trollies here.

    I made a tool that bypasses the coin lock so I know that every time I return my trolley I am motivated purely by social concern and not self interest.

    I am 100% serious, I wish I knew what was wrong with me.

    • RedSnt ♾️🦋♂️👓🖥️ ( RedSnt@feddit.dk ) 
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      They hand out free plastic tokens for the trollies at the registers here in Lidl’s in Denmark, and people still put their trolly back.

      • naevaTheRat ( naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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        Yes yes, everything is better in denmark except the food. We are very tired of hearing this :p

        • RedSnt ♾️🦋♂️👓🖥️ ( RedSnt@feddit.dk ) 
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          Legacy of good ol’ small town social control that we call “the law of Jante” in Northern Europe, rule 6 I think: “You’re not to think you are more important than we are.”

          • naevaTheRat ( naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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            Only someone from a nordic country could look at satire of conformity and say “Good idea!” the remarks later in the article, my lord. While I’m all for a tight binding social contract I think you should be encouraged to be weird while fulfilling it!

        • dockedatthewrongworf ( dockedatthewrongworf@aussie.zone ) 
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          We even have those little plastic coins in Aus! Just had to ask at the help desk at the supermarket and they’d give you one with its own little keyring adaptor too! Really useful when you needed it!

    • A404 ( A404@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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      You can also use the round side of a key to bypass it.

  • WakeUpSmashPots ( WakeUpSmashPots@lemmy.today ) 
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    Gain nothing? How about self respect…

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    even though you gain nothing?

    I call begging the question!

    It assumes a purely capitalist worldview where the only way you can personally gain from an action is via monetary reward. I know I’m preaching to the choir here on Lemmy, but being in the US I think it’s still worth pointing out because it’s a full-on cultural disease.

    Now, if you don’t mind, I need to go spend most of my evening doing things that will seemingly gain me nothing. Omg what if I spend some money on materials I need for a hobby? NeGaTiVe gAiNz?!??

  • Souvenir ( Souvenir@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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    Steal the carts and sell them back to the store for a finders fee.

  • skisnow ( skisnow@lemmy.ca ) 
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    Depends whether there’s any Teslas nearby that need blocking in

  • Arkhive ( Arkhive@piefed.blahaj.zone ) 
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    This is my go to “joke” test for self governance. That and zipper merges, but I hate cars enough to not really care about that one.

  • Dudewitbow ( Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip ) 
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    As long as theres a reasonably distanced corral, yes.

  • forbiddencherry ( forbiddencherry@lemmy.today ) 
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    If there’s a cart corral on the same aisle within visual distance, then yes. Otherwise I just find another loose cart and push mine there.

  • Malyca ( Malyca@lemmy.zip ) 
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    I’ve asked people before and what I get most often is “🤷 it’s their job, let them do it, I’m not going to work for free”. If I can return mine in active labor, you can return yours you lazy fuck.

  • Ilixtze ( Ilixtze@lemmy.ml ) 
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    Nothing in return? NEIN! I’m doing it for the grand prize! The German Shopping Cart Return Championships

  • Commiunism ( commiunism@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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    Why return it? Just bring it home

    • Barbecue Cowboy ( BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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      They have wheel locks that aren’t hard to defeat, but most don’t understand how they work, so difficult.

  • kibiz0r ( kibiz0r@midwest.social ) 
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    gain nothing

    Oh really?

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    There are people who I dislike far more than those who don’t return the shopping cart. The people who walk past 10 carts to get into the store and grab a cart are the worst.

    • WakeUpSmashPots ( WakeUpSmashPots@lemmy.today ) 
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      I respectfully disagree, once as I was leaving Walmart I saw a women walking with her shopping cart, grab the bags out as it was rolling and just walked away, leaving the cart flying through the parking lot towards someone’s car, I literally ran after it and grabbed it. I was a kid when this happened, and I almost tore that lady’s head off, even as a kid I knew that was wrong and was appalled by this adult woman’s blatant selfishness and carelessness.

      In my opinion this is the worst, although it’s a rare creature to be this terrible.

      • echo ( echo@lemmy.today ) 
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        There will always be assholes that the collective must contend with. We should not divert the entire conversation to the assholes. There would be far fewer carts in the parking lot and less work for everyone if folks would just grab a cart or two and take them in with them as they go.

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