I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol?
Uncle Eddie got the assignment straight off
Not a bad start, but you want to get an Aussie or a Brit to help you out with some swearing.
Let’s not forget the policy changes that are going to kick millions of people off their healthcare plans - changes that are scheduled to take effect after the midterms. The $5k is like a bribe to allow yourself to be stabbed.
"It’s basically the same deal, except we get a free keg of beer for our meeting. In exchange for that, we have to give up our dental plan."
Goddamn this is too real
Right next to the tarrif checks
My trumpy uncle actually got one of these irl. “I’ve molested a kid in your name” it said. “If you act now you can help me charter a yacht” it said.
I figure, once I get my D.O.G.E. refund, tariff refund, this new dividend check, and when Soros finally gets around to paying everything he owes me, I’ll be sitting pretty. So, suck it Canada. And England. And EU. And Iceland, or maybe Greenland. And Mexico. And, well, I don’t know the names of anybody else’s country but you, too. I’m going to buy a USA healthcare!
You just know a fuck load of voters will fall for it.
So why don’t the Democrats counter and offer the same? Or more?
Great, now I’m on yet another charity donation mailing list …
It’s a one-year membership to the Colonizer of the Month Club…
It’s cool (not) to see reddit do the same thing than imgur with images, that is, never actually just show the image alone and always surround it with their bullshit website.
EDIT: For those that want to share the image without that cancer of a website showing up every time:
Where’s the Tylenol?
In a move the epstein class could never cognize, most of us don’t want blood money
$5k Check? Coming juust after the Epstein files.
I never understood how that is supposed to read Donald (J) Trump
