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negativenull ( negativenull@piefed.world )  to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 22 days ago

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In case you need an excuse

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negativenull ( negativenull@piefed.world )  to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 22 days ago
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  • Johandea ( Johandea@feddit.nu ) 
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    22 days ago

    Yeah, they reigned the earth for over 100 million years. I’ll stay drug free, thank you.

  • tacosanonymous ( tacosanonymous@mander.xyz ) 
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    Yeah, they dominated the planet for almost 200 million years.

    Fuck coffee.

    • TigerAce ( TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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      Fuck coffee.

      Coffee plants feels the same about us. Caffeine is a pesticide from the plant. Same with the spicy molecule in pepers. Humans are so fucked up we crave that shit. Dinosaurs were smart enough not to eat that. Clearly there’s no hope for humanity, we won’t even make a single million years.

    • ObtuseDoorFrame ( ObtuseDoorFrame@lemmy.zip ) 
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      I love how obtuse you are. Absolutely demented, made me smile.

    • [deleted] ( snooggums@piefed.world ) 
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      They still dominate the planet. Which other animal has species on every single continent?

      • tacosanonymous ( tacosanonymous@mander.xyz ) 
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        21 days ago

        Rats, humans, lichens, moss, cockroaches, …

        • [deleted] ( snooggums@piefed.world ) 
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          Humans have an outpost, comparable to a space station. There are no rats on antarctica. The other things you mentioned are not animals.

          • David From Space ( emuspawn@geostationary.orbiting.observer ) 
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            Rats in Antarctica within the last decade, they have an embassy at the human outpost

            Cockroach Kingdom: Animalia

            Fair on lichen, which are just weird , and moss be plants

  • InvalidName2 ( InvalidName2@lemmy.zip ) 
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    [CITATION NEEDED]

    But also, they turned out fine. One of them is right outside my window eating suet at this very moment.

  • Melobol ( Melobol@lemmy.ml ) 
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    Ooooh!
    Based on this idea:
    Cavemen / Neanderthals never heard (of) Metal!

    They only had Rock

  • webp ( webp@mander.xyz ) 
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    They never had meth either

  • Lushed_Lungfish ( Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ) 
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    Actually, I’m curious if the coffee plant had evolved by then. Thinking not.

  • Tollana1234567 ( Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ) 
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    in the futurama episode they did.

  • Zerush ( Zerush@lemmy.ml ) 
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    Without coffee the world is going to stop dead

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮  ( Kolanaki@pawb.social ) 
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    Drink coffee or a meteor will fuck up Earth again.

  • bedwyr ( bedwyr@piefed.ca ) 
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    Did you know they spray pfas on the inside of those paper coffee cups?

    That’s bad by the way.

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