Could be better, could definitely be worse. I’m still secretly hoping that my mom’s genes come through and fat distribution somehow saves me 😆
Need to eat way more for that tho…
Theres the nsfw post lol
You have a better butt than meeeee im jelly ❤️
My partner always says she jelly of my butt, and im jelly of your butt. So by proxy my partner is jealous of your butt 😂❤️
transitive butt jealousy
For any person A, the enviability of A’s butt is a quantity which describes the desirable traits of A’s butt. If A’s butt is less enviable than B’s butt for some other person B, we say that A is jealous of B’s butt, denoted by A ⩋᷾ B.
Let p1, p2, p3 be people such that p1 ⩋᷾ p2 and p2 ⩋᷾ p3. We can show that p1 ⩋᷾ p3 by contradiction:
Assume that p1 ⩋᷾ p3 is false. This implies that p1’s butt is at least equally enviable as p3’s. However, p1’s butt is known to be less enviable than p2’s, and p2’s butt is known to be less enviable than p3’s, implying that p1’s butt must be strictly less enviable than p3’s - a contradiction. Therefore, we can see that p1 ⩋᷾ p3 must be true, and therefore that the ⩋᷾ relation must be transitive.
i have to go to bed so y’all won’t get to see the Butt Jealousy-Enviability Lowering lemma, maybe i’ll finish that up later
I love this, had to read a couple times but i think i got it lol
I want a finish to this thesis by no later than 17:00 your time on friday ☺️❤️
i will see what i can do :3
see, i had originally tried to model jealousy as a separate relation which occurs if A’s butt is less enviable than B’s and A is insecure about their own butt, because relying entirely on the existing partial order relation of the numerical enviability value seemed kinda cheap. the problem which i didn’t realize until getting a good way into it is that in that model, jealousy is not transitive, so i simplified everything until i had a minimal example which actually fulfills the original premise. now i have two formally proven lemmas which appear to be completely useless…
side note, if i type “A” and spam autocomplete my phone now writes “A’s butt is less enviable than B’s butt”, which i think is beautiful
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You cant stop me being jelly! Its ok though, it gives me something to aspire to! Taking more walks and doing squats and ish is going to pay off eventually 😁❤️
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Hey sitting on your butt is good for other areas while on hrt, dont forget you want the fat! just not where its currently sitting probly ❤️
Whoaaaa! You have an amazing butt! Are you sure it could be better? It already looks fantastic!
P.S.
Super hot too! Your bf’s a lucky mannnn
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I dont think I have enough data here to give an informed opinion, please provide more examples! ;3c
(Nice butt!)
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wdym “fat distribution saves me”? you are looking so good, I am bit jelaous in fact so pretty
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gosh … what a butt ! sorry for the statement but i fully entered in horny otter mode (≧◡≦)’ … i may need a cold shower
wait, how could it be better :D ? darn you look perfect to me already !
🩷
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i hope you get everything as you want it girl ^^
tbh, you got one of prettiest butts I have seen so far, so … yeah, guess it can only get better !
nah, you, hope you enjoy all the compliments and praise you get ; )
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I still have scarring from the severe acne I had as a teen and it makes it really hard to wear clothes that expose my shoulders, so I totally feel you. Although I am far more confident in a dress now than I ever was in a man’s bathing suit!
I will say though that from these photos you can’t really tell - you’re looking quite good! (Even if you think you’re cheating with the angles or lighting!)
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I’m not one to get super thirsty on here (I have other communities for that), but damn girl your butt is crazy.
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You haven’t seen my butt yet (unless you’re lurking in some very niche discord servers 😉 😎)
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😉
Girl I am so jealous, mine is flatter than flat, I have negative ass. You look amazing dear!
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Butt
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Dang girl 🍑🔥
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you got banned from every single community that you have ever commented to … username definitely checks out
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