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Zizzy ( Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone )  to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 27 days ago

Beans Rule

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Beans Rule

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Zizzy ( Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone )  to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 27 days ago
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  • ToiletFlushShowerScream ( ToiletFlushShowerScream@piefed.world ) 
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    This is what people did before the Internet if they weren’t drinking or copulating.

    • OmegaMouse ( OmegaMouse@pawb.social ) 
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      Think, drink, fuck, repeat

      • CentipedeFarrier ( CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social ) 
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        Truly we haven’t changed much. We think a lot less now though, on the whole.

      • Swedneck ( Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
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        plow the fields, plow the wife
        plow the fields, plow the wife
        plow the fields, plow the wife

  • gandalf_der_13te ( gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org ) 
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    thank you for this excellent-quality shitpost.

    if i had to guess, the people in antiquity were obsessed with the kidney as the “source of life” or sth. the reason was that the kidneys are around the womb area so they were thought to give off some kind of fluid that makes the child grow or sth. iirc.

    • rockSlayer ( rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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      I mean they went the wrong direction, but I’d say our body’s filtration system is a decent thing to call the “source of life”

      • Swedneck ( Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
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        source of not dying in excruciating pain as the rest of your body collapses form systemic toxicity

    • Zizzy ( Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) OP
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      I dont know anything about that but i trust you so im believing it wholeheartedly

      • gandalf_der_13te ( gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org ) 
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        source: i read it in a book about antique and medieval mythology and mysticism. so take it with a grain of salt

  • bad1080 ( bad1080@piefed.social ) 
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    “people just thought whatever” in complete contra to today…

  • Swedneck ( Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
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    it smelled like what? cHm? cym? cxm?
    We will never know

    • wraekscadu ( wraekscadu@vargar.org ) 
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      Naah G🫟d gets angry if you say c🫟m. /s

      • A_be_seedy ( A_be_seedy@beehaw.org ) 
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        That c🤑m load you sh🤪t on my screen is purple. You should probably get that checked out.

  • sad_detective_man ( sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ) 
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    Great, now that you’ve shared it on Lemmy we will never hear the end of it

  • Uriel238 [all pronouns] ( uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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    According to Thomas L. Heath (1861–1940), no specific attribution of the theorem to Pythagoras exists in the surviving Greek literature from the five centuries after Pythagoras lived. However, when authors such as Plutarch and Cicero attributed the theorem to Pythagoras, they did so in a way which suggests that the attribution was widely known and undoubted. – Wikipedia

    Schrödinger’s Pythagorean theorem.

  • Elgenzay ( Elgenzay@lemmy.ml ) 
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    Real human bean

    • morto ( morto@piefed.social ) 
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      Mr bean

    • mcbang2000 ( mcbang2000@piefed.social ) 
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      and a real hero

  • SaharaMaleikuhm ( SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org ) 
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    No fiber? What a fucking loser. I eat beans almost any day and my poop is always soft as silk. Shit you not.

    • tomenzgg ( tomenzgg@midwest.social ) 
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      Sounds like shit you much, though.

  • boobookittyfrick ( boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip ) 
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    Tastes like it too

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