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I don’t see the issue. Did they not read the ingredients before ordering? The base looks like avocado, and the topping ham and some kind of cream cheese. Sounds like a good combination. The dough looks pretty good too, and they arranged the toppings instead of throwing them over randomly.
Sure, there is no tomato or mozzarella so you could say it’s more of a focaccia than a pizza if you want to be pedantic, but you ordered that yourself… it’s like ordering pineapple pizza and then complaining they put pineapple on your pizza…
Edit: some comments say the base looks like pistacchio cream. I think it doesn’t look like that at all, but it does look like there’s some nuts sprinkled over.
and they arranged the toppings instead of throwing them over randomly.
Is that a plus? It looks like they are offloading work to the end user. I don’t want a bite of nothing but cold cut.
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Looks like courgette to me.
No way this would be advertised as a ham pizza. That’s mortadella. Also it looks fucking delicious, including the little mortadussys
Yea this looks like bologna artichoke ricotta pizza. It could taste good but with this presentation…
The pizzussy
Everything reminds me of OP’s mom…
Yes, orifice joke, but is that ham cooked? Cause it looks like it wasn’t added until after the rest was cooked
Mortadella, it’s pre cooked.
That looks like mortadella to me and you shouldn’t put it in the oven because it would dry out!
Don’t stick your dick in that.
I didn’t want to but they took it anyway. Now I’m in this post and I don’t like it.
I remember ordering an exotic sounding seafood pizza and it was topped with fish heads.
That sounds amazing. If you like fish. Nobody is gonna go to the trouble of creating a vile dish if it doesn’t taste good.
But how would you even eat it? Aren’t fish heads full of bones?
Flavor oozes out of them during cooking and you can have cheek meat. If it’s small fish you could just eat it too. That’s a bit gnarly though. E.g. Sprotten are eaten that way, innards and all. Somewhat disgusting. And tasty.
Right, I’m aware of people enjoying the eyeballs and what not… But what about bones?
Am I just mistaken, and fish heads actually don’t have many bones in them?
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Isn’t it a choking hazard?
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Small fish goes chomp chomp. I am no expert on eating fish heads.
I mean look up what you order before you order it.
That said i would never order this, avacado base doesn’t feel like a pizza i’d ever want.
Horsepussy ass pizza
well it seems like the ingredients are sourced with much cruelty towards animals, so i think i’d be too ethically disgusted to eat it
i would also not order it in the first place though
Might be the pistachio cream variant. Sounds tasty.
Made in house, by people I know and trust, sure
Difficult food. Looks like if orcs had brunch
Tengaroni Pizza
