Two glasses of chocolate milk at the same time
One day, your desires will devour you
And the third wish: Hoping the tummy ache goes away fast because you just drank way too much choccy mjölk
Damn lactose intolerance
Worth it though for the tjøccy mjölk
Try oatmeal “milk”, sometimes I like it more than bovine secretion.
Oh there deff are products out there that beat milk. I used to drink chocolate soymilk. Upsides: it genuinely tastes delicious (depending on the brand) and it’s a lot easier on the tummy.
tjoccy mjölk :(
Heck imagine three glasses of chocolate milk
Fun story…
Back in the late 90s, several friends and I were doing the extreme Frisbee thing. An hour or so of just running around like the idiots we were, full tilt.
We stop and hit up the gas station at the corner. Most of us pick up things like Gatorade or soda etc… Not Dave.
This legend grabs 2 fucking jugs, about a gallon in total between them, of full fat chocolate milk.
We get to the check out, pay for the batch. Most of us start drinking right there because we’re absurdly thirsty.
Dave pounds down both jugs immediately… Not even stopping for breath.
You likely see this coming… We all did. Slow motion car crash…
Up it comes without delay. Just 1/2/3…
Chocolate milk
Chocolate milk
… Chocolate milk.
The attendant for the shop got a $150 tip that day.
Dave was the best.
Hell yeah Dave
Milk is for baby cows. Real men drink chocolate beer.
Beer float: A nice stout or porter with a scoop of chocolate ice cream.
Damn straight.
I have been having high protein chocolate milk and I can answer… Yes.
Can confirm, though 'tis the season to start temporarily substituting eggnog for the choccy milk.
You skipped Apple cider season!
Put 4 shots of espresso in them then yes.
Hell yes
aw gosh I never realized I could fantasize about a second one 🫠
Anybody else sees an optical illusion in which the right-hand glass is tilted to the left?
That’s enough choccy for you today (because I’m seeing it two).
moth does not like the taste of milk. or the idea of it either.
Just add oat -prefix to the milk, and it should be fine. As long as the chocolate is fair trade too.
I’m not lactose intolerant, but after 2 glasses my stomach is like, calm down their buddy. I’d down a whole gallon if I could.
I really wouldn’t be so sure that you’re not lactose-intolerant.
Something to be aware of is that it’s not a disease, it’s actually the default for an adult mammal to lose the ability to digest lactose, because evolution doesn’t expect us to continue drinking boob juice forever.It’s mostly just Northern Europe that doesn’t typically have it + of course, the regions that got colonized from there: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lactose_intolerance#Epidemiology
If you can find some pre-mixed chocolate oat milk somewhere, I can recommend trying that. For, uh, science reasons, I happen to know that I can consume a liter of it at once.
At that point, some parts of my body do want me to calm down, just because it’s a huge amount of liquid to consume in one go.
So, maybe you’re hitting the same after just two glasses, but your description also seriously just sounds like a light lactose-intolerance to me.
The classic “would you rather” question: for the rest of your life give up chocolate or cheese.
I could never give up pizza.
Cheese has physically addictive properties. The casein protein (Which is also what causes curdling) is digested into casomorphins, which can bind to opioid receptors in the same manner as dopamine.
I’m keeping cheese, definitely. There are plenty of things that taste like chocolate but aren’t actually chocolate, like Hershey’s.
